Kennedy Center Closure Looms Because Bureaucracy Happens
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Kennedy Center, one of the most iconic performing arts centers…
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Feds Get Paid $9.5 Billion to Chill in 2025
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration spent a whopping $9.5 billion on paid administrative…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Leaks about Iran reveal Trump’s loyalty issues again
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again left to ponder the wisdom of THE FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
Rubio Clamps Down On South Africa With Fancy New Visa Rules
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this latest announcement from the US Secretary of…
Vance Suggests Republicans Just Talk About Abdul El-Sayed Instead Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is urging House Republicans to make Michigan…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Kennedy Center closes for reconstruction pending court ruling
The Kennedy Center has been closed for safety reasons, according to a recent transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE. In a…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Autoworkers for Trump leader pens book on conservative values
THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the faithful are rejoicing. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, the COMMANDER OF…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Charles Payne writes book on achieving American Dream
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and this time, it’s about a book. Specifically, “Undeniable Windfalls: How One Stock Can Change…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on September 15 2026
The Orange Oracle, also known as the Commander of Caps Lock, has issued another Transmission via Truth Social, leaving many…
Trump’s Ego Denied Expansion Plans Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the Kennedy Center, and I have to say,…