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Spectrum Blames Fiber Optic Outage on Mischievous Squirrels with a Vendetta Against Connectivity
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Spectrum Blames Fiber Optic Outage on Mischievous Squirrels with a Vendetta Against Connectivity

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Oh, the horror! Spectrum cable lines in Los Angeles were cut. Vandalism, they say? I say it’s ANTIFA! Probably those…

Mass Effect 5 Goes Full MAGA?! Tucker Carlson to the Rescue! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿš€
Greta Thunberg is the VILLAIN in Mass Effect 5?! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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Mass Effect 5 Goes Full MAGA?! Tucker Carlson to the Rescue! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿš€

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 17, 2024December 17, 2024

In a move that has shocked the gaming world (and probably delighted a few basement-dwelling trolls), BioWare has reportedly stripped…

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