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Disney Buys Pokémon Because You Clearly Needed More Franchises
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Disney Buys Pokémon Because You Clearly Needed More Franchises

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Pokémon is coming to Disney+, because of course it is. The massively popular multimedia franchise has struck a “global distribution…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More 30 Rock
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More 30 Rock

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

30 Rock is back, but only if you’re in New York and willing to fight for tickets. Because that’s exactly…

Because the World Needed Another RoboCop Reboot
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Because the World Needed Another RoboCop Reboot

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Dan Stevens is the new RoboCop, because of course he is. In a move that’s as surprising as a sunrise…

Lanterns Episode 2 Already Overstuffed With Cringeworthy Easter Eggs For Desperate Fans
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Lanterns Episode 2 Already Overstuffed With Cringeworthy Easter Eggs For Desperate Fans

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

The second episode of HBO Max’s Lanterns has arrived, and with it, a plethora of Easter eggs and DC Comics…

Because We Needed Another Lanterns Movie To Completely Forget
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Because We Needed Another Lanterns Movie To Completely Forget

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Through two episodes, the new HBO Max series Lanterns has already become a whodunit, with more twists and turns than…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Superman Spinoff
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Superman Spinoff

FinnAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

The DC Universe is at it again, because of course it is. The latest announcement from HBO Max is a…

Because the world was missing a Golden Axe animated series apparently
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Because the world was missing a Golden Axe animated series apparently

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 21, 2026

Fans of the old school Sega Genesis will feel a tinge of nostalgia somewhere in the back of their brains…

Netflix Saves Beloved Comedy From Obscurity Again Because Original Ideas Are Overrated
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Netflix Saves Beloved Comedy From Obscurity Again Because Original Ideas Are Overrated

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 24, 2026

After years of being notoriously hard to find, SCTV is making its way to Netflix. The show, which stands for…

Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Need More
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Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Need More

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

September is shaping up to be a big month for Netflix, because of course it is. The streaming giant is…

Peacock Raises Subscription Price Because You Clearly Weren’t Paying Enough Already
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Peacock Raises Subscription Price Because You Clearly Weren’t Paying Enough Already

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

The price of Peacock is going up, because of course it is. In a move that’s about as surprising as…

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