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Because The Wizarding World Needed More Cash Grabbing Television Spinoffs
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Because The Wizarding World Needed More Cash Grabbing Television Spinoffs

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

There are no new Harry Potter books or movies on the horizon, but that’s not stopping Warner Bros. from finding…

Universal Throws in Towel on Another Overhyped Attraction Because Of Course They Did
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Universal Throws in Towel on Another Overhyped Attraction Because Of Course They Did

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Universal Orlando is saying goodbye to another piece of its past, as Animal Actors on Location is set to close…

HBO Max Digs Up The Howard Stern Show Because Everything Else is Exhausted
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HBO Max Digs Up The Howard Stern Show Because Everything Else is Exhausted

FinnSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Howard Stern is returning to television, because of course he is. The “King of All Media” has struck a deal…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Plastic Junk
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Plastic Junk

FinnSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Because what the world really needed was a mashup of a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea…

Because What Dragon Ball Super Needed Was a Whopper Tie In
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Because What Dragon Ball Super Needed Was a Whopper Tie In

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Because the world was missing a Dragon Ball-themed meal, Burger King has decided to fill that void with their new…

Because You Clearly Need More TV to Watch This Week
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Because You Clearly Need More TV to Watch This Week

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

We’re back with another thrilling installment of “what’s new on streaming,” because that’s what passes for excitement in the entertainment…

More stuff to fill the void in your soul this week apparently
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More stuff to fill the void in your soul this week apparently

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

This week in the never-ending quest for content, several new TV shows and seasons are premiering on various streaming platforms.…

Lanterns Movie Exists Because Someone Thought It Was a Good Idea Apparently
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Lanterns Movie Exists Because Someone Thought It Was a Good Idea Apparently

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

The Green Lanterns are back, and they’re more emotionally unavailable than ever. The latest episode of HBO Max’s Lanterns series…

Apple TV Prices Surge Because You Weren’t Streaming Enough
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Apple TV Prices Surge Because You Weren’t Streaming Enough

FinnAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

The inevitable has happened: Apple TV is raising its prices. As of August 28, a monthly subscription will now cost…

Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Content Already HBO Max Adds More
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Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Content Already HBO Max Adds More

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 29, 2026

Get ready to drown in a sea of content as HBO Max unleashes its September lineup, because what the world…

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