“Batman’s Most Important Scene: Prepare to Have Your Mind Mildly Bent”
Prepare yourselves, peasants, for the revelation of the *most important* Batman scene EVER! 🙄 You thought it was the death…
Tag: TV News
‘The Witcher’ Season 4: Henry Cavill’s Replacement Finally Gets a Premiere Date (Good Luck With That)
When The Witcher returns for its fourth season, things will look a little…dumber? 🤪 Most fundamentally, there’s a new Geralt of Rivia,…
Is Superman Finally Gonna Grace Us With His Presence in ‘Peacemaker’ Season 2, or Are We Just Being Trolled Again
OMG! You didn’t actually think we wouldn’t notice, did you, Superman? 🙄 David Corenswet, bless his heart, is now single-handedly…
‘Tomb Raider’ TV Series: Sophie Turner Trades Dragons for Tombs, Gets Lost Anyway
OMG! 😱 Sophie Turner, aka Sansa Stark, is gonna be Lara Croft? Seriously? 🙄 Is this some kind of late…
Disney Pukes Up First Look at Muppets’ New Vomit Inducer
Oh, honey, did you hear? 🙄 Those poor, misguided Muppets fans are losing their minds because Muppet*Vision 3D, the last…
So, You Wanna Watch More Aliens, Huh, Nerd
Prepare your popcorn, butter that stuff UP, and settle in, buttercups, because Alien: Earth is about to grace our screens,…
Wakanda Forever? More Like Wakanda Whenever, Says Confused Disney+
Oh, great, another Marvel cartoon 🙄. As if we didn’t have enough superhero content already. Brace yourselves, folks, because Disney+…
‘Stranger Things’ Season 5 Trailer: Prepare for Disappointment
Okay, so like, apparently some people are still obsessed with Stranger Things? 🙄 Get ready, kiddos, because the final season…
‘Harry Potter’ Shows Off Discount Hagrid From Wish
OMG! 🙄 HBO Just Dropped a Hagrid Bomb and the Internet is Officially Imploding! 🔥 Prepare yourselves, Potterheads, because your…
DC Desperately Milking ‘Superman’ with Not One, But TWO Spinoffs
OH. MY. GOD. 😱 James Gunn, the guy who brought you the cinematic masterpiece that is… *checks notes* …Guardians of…