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Crucified Barbara Dusts Off Their Cobwebs for a “Triumphant” Return After a Decade of Silence
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Crucified Barbara Dusts Off Their Cobwebs for a “Triumphant” Return After a Decade of Silence

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

Swedish “hard” rockers CRUCIFIED BARBARA, who we’re pretty sure someone made up as a joke, graced the stage for their…

DIRKSCHNEIDER & GERIATRIC CREW Drops Schmaltzy New Single And Eye-Bleeding Video ‘Hellbreaker’
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DIRKSCHNEIDER & GERIATRIC CREW Drops Schmaltzy New Single And Eye-Bleeding Video ‘Hellbreaker’

Chord F. DiscordJune 7, 2025June 6, 2025

DIRKSCHNEIDER & THE OLD GANG (DATOG), because acronyms are cool 😎, the project featuring former ACCEPT members Udo Dirkschneider (vocals,…

Gene Simmons Says The Beatles Are Better Than Your Dead Relatives’ Music Taste
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Gene Simmons Says The Beatles Are Better Than Your Dead Relatives’ Music Taste

Chord F. DiscordJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups! 🤘 Your favorite fire-breathing, money-hoarding demon 👹, Gene Simmons, has once again graced us with his…

Every ‘Karate Kid’ Flick and Show Ranked from Lamest to Slightly Less Lame
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Every ‘Karate Kid’ Flick and Show Ranked from Lamest to Slightly Less Lame

FinnJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Another ‘Karate Kid’ movie? Seriously? 🤦‍♂️ It’s like Hollywood is stuck in the ’80s, recycling the same tired…

Tom Cruise’s Greatest Trick: Making You Forget About the Space Aliens
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Tom Cruise’s Greatest Trick: Making You Forget About the Space Aliens

FinnJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

Somewhere around the 180th minute of “Mission: Impossible – The Final Naptime,” as Tommy Boy was dangling from a kite…

Udo Dirkschneider: Still Alive, New Album Maybe By 2027 (If We’re Lucky)
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Udo Dirkschneider: Still Alive, New Album Maybe By 2027 (If We’re Lucky)

Chord F. DiscordJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

In a recent interview with Greece’s Rockpages TV, the one and only, the legend in his own lunchbox, Udo Dirkschneider,…

Critically Acclaimed 2025 Film (97% on Rotten Tomatoes, No Way!) Now Streaming Online
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Critically Acclaimed 2025 Film (97% on Rotten Tomatoes, No Way!) Now Streaming Online

FinnJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

Sinners, the cinematic masterpiece of 2025 (according to someone, somewhere), boasting a Rotten Tomatoes score so high it’s practically levitating,…

Bookie Season 2 (TV series): A Totally Unbiased and Accurate Episode Guide (Probably)
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Bookie Season 2 (TV series): A Totally Unbiased and Accurate Episode Guide (Probably)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups 🐴, because “Bookie” Season 2 is here to grace us with its presence… or something. If…

OSBOURNES: Still Alive? (Barely) – Comic Con Midlands, July
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OSBOURNES: Still Alive? (Barely) – Comic Con Midlands, July

Chord F. DiscordJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

Ozzy Osbourne, the bat-biting legend, and his equally legendary (debatable) family are gracing the Comic Con Midlands in Birmingham, UK,…

June 2025 Streaming: Prepare for the Blockbuster Disaster ‘A Minecraft Movie’ on Max
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June 2025 Streaming: Prepare for the Blockbuster Disaster ‘A Minecraft Movie’ on Max

FinnJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

Oh. My. God. 🙄 Did you HEAR about “A Minecraft Movie” 🎬? Apparently, it CAUSES RIOTS. Like, actual, popcorn-throwing, “chicken…

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