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Tag: TV

Hollywood Execs Still Clueless About Anything Before 2000 Apparently
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Hollywood Execs Still Clueless About Anything Before 2000 Apparently

FinnJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

We’re once again diving headfirst into the rabbit hole of nostalgia, because that’s what Hollywood does best. This time, we’re…

The Gentlemen Season 2 Trailer Finally Drops Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Watch Anyway
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The Gentlemen Season 2 Trailer Finally Drops Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Watch Anyway

FinnJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Breaking News: Netflix Releases First Look at The Gentlemen Season 2, Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Guy Ritchie’s…

Batman Fans Can Now Waste Money on Wayne Manor Replicas Thanks to WB Marketing Genius
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Batman Fans Can Now Waste Money on Wayne Manor Replicas Thanks to WB Marketing Genius

FinnJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

The most iconic homes in TV history are always up for grabs, and now it’s time for the exterior of…

Bruce Dickinson wins award for talking loudly at people
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Bruce Dickinson wins award for talking loudly at people

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson just won the “Best Live Speaker” award…

More Unnecessary Sequels And Reboots Hit Streaming This Weekend
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More Unnecessary Sequels And Reboots Hit Streaming This Weekend

FinnJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

In a move that will undoubtedly change the fabric of our existence, several new movies are now available to stream…

Regulators Poised to Ruin Hollywood’s Merger Party
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Regulators Poised to Ruin Hollywood’s Merger Party

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the entertainment industry, and it’s a doozy. Lawyers…

Another Chance for Hollywood to Pat Itself on the Back in 2026
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Another Chance for Hollywood to Pat Itself on the Back in 2026

FinnJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

The latest batch of Emmy Award nominees has been announced, and it’s a testament to the fact that peak TV…

Emmy Nominations 2026 Revealed Live Now
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Emmy Nominations 2026 Revealed Live Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

The 2026 Emmy Awards nominations have the chance to represent a wide swath of series, including a mix of returning…

The Sopranos: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with Your Life Than Watch a Bunch of Old Mafia Guys Whine About Their Feelings in Glorious 4K Ultra HD
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The Sopranos: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with Your Life Than Watch a Bunch of Old Mafia Guys Whine About Their Feelings in Glorious 4K Ultra HD

FinnJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

The most epic news ever! 🤩 Fans of the most iconic TV drama of all time, The Sopranos, can now…

Trump and Cohen’s Bromance Rekindled by Random Text Message Miracle
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Trump and Cohen’s Bromance Rekindled by Random Text Message Miracle

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Michael Cohen and President Donald Trump supposedly burying the hatchet, and…

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