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Knight Rider: Finally a Documentary About a Talking Car Because That’s What the World Was Missing
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Knight Rider: Finally a Documentary About a Talking Car Because That’s What the World Was Missing

FinnJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some serious nostalgia? 🤩 Because we’re about to take a trip down memory lane,…

Nation Rallies Behind ABC Because Suddenly Everyone Loves Network Television
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Nation Rallies Behind ABC Because Suddenly Everyone Loves Network Television

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the eight local ABC television stations targeted by…

Pubishers FORCE Football Oversaturation onto Your Phone
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Pubishers FORCE Football Oversaturation onto Your Phone

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh joy, another way for EA to suck the last bit of cash from our wallets, and we’re just too…

Fallon Accused of Borrowing South Park Joke About Joke Stealing
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Fallon Accused of Borrowing South Park Joke About Joke Stealing

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026

Jimmny Fallon seems to have lifted a famous South Park joke about how “fish sticks” sounds a lot like “fish…

Lindsey Graham somehow matters in foreign policy now
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Lindsey Graham somehow matters in foreign policy now

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Lindsey Graham’s passing, I couldn’t help but chuckle at…

More shows to distract us from the impending franchise reboot apocalypse
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More shows to distract us from the impending franchise reboot apocalypse

FinnJuly 28, 2026July 29, 2026

Looking for a new series to binge-watch, a new TV show to get hooked on with your partner or pals,…

Because We Needed Another Lanterns Reboot With a Cosmic Twist
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Because We Needed Another Lanterns Reboot With a Cosmic Twist

FinnJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

There were some complaints about the early teasers for Lanterns. The show was too dark, too Earth-bound, too small. Where…

Tim Robbins and Common Explore Redemption in Silo Podcast
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Tim Robbins and Common Explore Redemption in Silo Podcast

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026

Season 3 of Apple TV’s Silo cracks open the history behind its underground society, dividing its attention between a civilization…

Trump Remembers Stuff That Never Actually Occurred Again Apparently
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Trump Remembers Stuff That Never Actually Occurred Again Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest remarks, and I have to say, it’s a…

Marvel Recycles Another Franchise with Ryan Gosling in Ghost Rider Reboot
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Marvel Recycles Another Franchise with Ryan Gosling in Ghost Rider Reboot

FinnJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Marvel’s latest attempt to resuscitate a dormant franchise has born fruit, as Ryan Gosling is set to star in a…

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