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Bond Franchise Still Chugging Along Because Money
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Bond Franchise Still Chugging Along Because Money

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

The James Bond franchise is stirring once again, because of course it is. The next Bond film, the 26th installment…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Point Break
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Point Break

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

AMC has given the green light to a new television series based on the 1991 movie Point Break, because what…

Nation Celebrates Another Year of Existing on September 11
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Nation Celebrates Another Year of Existing on September 11

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s a story about people born on September 11, and how…

Peter Cullen Says Goodbye to Optimus Prime Because Merchandise Sales Were Slowing
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Peter Cullen Says Goodbye to Optimus Prime Because Merchandise Sales Were Slowing

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

The Transformers: The Movie is back in theaters, because of course it is. The 40th anniversary of the film’s release…

FCC Gets Triggered By Jimmy Kimmel Interview
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FCC Gets Triggered By Jimmy Kimmel Interview

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, James Talarico, a Texas Democratic Senate candidate, is saying that…

Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage
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Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of 9/11, and I have to say, it’s wild…

Muppets Reboot Shelved Because Obvious Cash Grab Not Working This Time
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Muppets Reboot Shelved Because Obvious Cash Grab Not Working This Time

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

The Muppets are once again being left in the lurch by Disney, as it’s been announced that there are no…

Sandra Bullock pioneer of overpriced online movie tickets back in 1996
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Sandra Bullock pioneer of overpriced online movie tickets back in 1996

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Sandra Bullock is not only one of the most dependable movie stars of her generation, but she’s also an internet…

Oh Joy Another Remake of Carrie Because the World Was Just Missing a TV Version of a Movie That’s Already Been Done to Death
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Oh Joy Another Remake of Carrie Because the World Was Just Missing a TV Version of a Movie That’s Already Been Done to Death

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some telekinetic teenage angst? 🤯 Because Prime Video just dropped the official trailer…

More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead
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More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

New movies are flooding streaming services this week, because of course they are. It’s not like we’ve already reached peak…

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