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Fake news Italy PM claims Trump lied about her begging him
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news Italy PM claims Trump lied about her begging him

Big ElephantJune 20, 2026June 20, 2026

Oh, great, another “news” article trying to trash our amazing President Donald Trump, who’s still kicking butt and taking names…

Breaking News: Fallout Season 3 Just Became 1000% More Interesting Because They Added Some Guy from That One Show Your Nephew Watches Manny Jacinto
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Breaking News: Fallout Season 3 Just Became 1000% More Interesting Because They Added Some Guy from That One Show Your Nephew Watches Manny Jacinto

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Breaking news, folks! πŸš¨πŸ‘€ The highly anticipated Season 3 of Amazon’s Fallout TV series just got a whole lot more…

Google unveils the most epic failure ever the Google Home Speaker because you clearly need another overpriced gadget to ignore your family
Breaking News: Google Unveils the Most Epic Speaker Ever, and We're Totally Not Sarcastic About It πŸ™„
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Google unveils the most epic failure ever the Google Home Speaker because you clearly need another overpriced gadget to ignore your family

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

The wait is finally over, folks! Google has announced the latest addition to its Google Home product lineup, the Gemini-powered…

Liberal media frets over weather and G7 while America thrives
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Liberal media frets over weather and G7 while America thrives

Big ElephantJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat. So, I’m reading this article about how the Biden people (you…

Fox’s Totally Not Desperate $22 Billion Roku Deal That You Definitely Care About and Will Clearly Not Ignore as You Continue to Binge Watch Your Favorite Shows on Your Already Addicted Screen
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Fox’s Totally Not Desperate $22 Billion Roku Deal That You Definitely Care About and Will Clearly Not Ignore as You Continue to Binge Watch Your Favorite Shows on Your Already Addicted Screen

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat πŸΏπŸ‘€! Fox Corp. just announced that it’s buying out Roku for…

Why Entertainment Reviews Need More Than Scores Because Let’s Be Real Who Actually Trusts a Random Number Assigned by Some Dude on the Internet Anyway
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Why Entertainment Reviews Need More Than Scores Because Let’s Be Real Who Actually Trusts a Random Number Assigned by Some Dude on the Internet Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for a wild ride of subjective opinions and biased reviews? 🎒 Because, let’s be real,…

Kasie Hunt bothering Mullin about ICE heroics at voting stations
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Kasie Hunt bothering Mullin about ICE heroics at voting stations

Big ElephantJune 14, 2026June 14, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of so-called “experts” and “analysts” trying to tell us that our great…

Stranger Things Broadway Show Finally Runs Out of Monopoly Money to Waste on This Trainwreck
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Stranger Things Broadway Show Finally Runs Out of Monopoly Money to Waste on This Trainwreck

FinnJune 9, 2026June 9, 2026

The Stranger Things Broadway play is finally ending, and we can’t wait to celebrate the fact that we’ll no longer…

Oh Joy Another Apocalyptic Movie to Make You Question the Point of Human Existence Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with Dogs and Stars and the End of the World
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Oh Joy Another Apocalyptic Movie to Make You Question the Point of Human Existence Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with Dogs and Stars and the End of the World

FinnJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and Ridley Scott feels fine πŸŒŽπŸ’€! His latest masterpiece, The…

Liberal celebrities use trash TV to bond with brainwashed youth somehow
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Liberal celebrities use trash TV to bond with brainwashed youth somehow

Big ElephantJune 4, 2026June 4, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “achievements” of those pesky Democrats…

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