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James Gunn Still Running DC Studios Because Apparently That’s Going Well
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James Gunn Still Running DC Studios Because Apparently That’s Going Well

FinnOctober 2, 2026October 3, 2026

The inevitable has finally happened: Warner Bros. Discovery and Paramount Skydance are merging into a single entity, aptly named Skydance.…

AI brings fake news to campaign ads with impressive realism somehow
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AI brings fake news to campaign ads with impressive realism somehow

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the world of politics has gone crazy, with…

Dexter Resurrection Season 2 Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson from Watching the First Season
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Dexter Resurrection Season 2 Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson from Watching the First Season

FinnOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Get ready for the most epic season of Dexter: Resurrection yet! Or, you know, just get ready for some more…

Trailer Park Boys Star Mike Smith Cleared In Assault Case
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Trailer Park Boys Star Mike Smith Cleared In Assault Case

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026

Today, a Nova Scotia judge dismissed a sexual assault case against Mike Smith, who portrayed Bubbles on Trailer Park Boys.…

South Park Tackles Billionaire Penises Invading South America
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South Park Tackles Billionaire Penises Invading South America

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026

Billionaires have always been a bunch of penises, but they’re really starting to get annoying, what with their data centers,…

Ynon Kreiz Now In Charge Of Your Childhood Memories
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Ynon Kreiz Now In Charge Of Your Childhood Memories

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The CEO who brought us the “Barbie” movie is now going…

Industry Insiders Predict Next Big Consumer Tech cash grab
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Industry Insiders Predict Next Big Consumer Tech cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Every few months, a new gadget promises to revolutionize the world, but let’s be real, most of them are just…

Troy Jackson Sorry for Being Super Edgy in Maine
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Troy Jackson Sorry for Being Super Edgy in Maine

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this article about Troy Jackson, the Democratic nominee in Maine’s…

Another Gift from Hollywood, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Santa
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Another Gift from Hollywood, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Santa

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Ahnold is back, and this time he’s swapping his Terminator shades for a red suit and a beard, because in…

More Soulless Reboots and Unnecessary Sequels Hit Streaming This Weekend
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More Soulless Reboots and Unnecessary Sequels Hit Streaming This Weekend

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Because you clearly haven’t been entertained enough, new movies are coming to streaming this week and every week, at a…

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