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Paramount and AGs Engage in Thrilling Game of Corporate Chicken
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Paramount and AGs Engage in Thrilling Game of Corporate Chicken

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, it looks like the drama between Paramount and the parties suing to block its takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery…

FAN EXPO Canada 2026 Promises More Overpriced Nostalgia And Crowds
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FAN EXPO Canada 2026 Promises More Overpriced Nostalgia And Crowds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

FAN EXPO Canada 2026 is coming, and it’s a geek’s paradise, but let’s be real, it’s also a corporate playground…

Sebastian Bach Saves Humanity With 80s Rock At Transformers Anniversary Bash
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Sebastian Bach Saves Humanity With 80s Rock At Transformers Anniversary Bash

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh boy, where do I even start with this one? 🤯 I just got word that Hasbro is throwing a…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Superman Spinoff
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Superman Spinoff

FinnAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

The DC Universe is at it again, because of course it is. The latest announcement from HBO Max is a…

Bautista Takes Kratos Reins From Hurst In Amazon’s God Of War Cash Grab
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Bautista Takes Kratos Reins From Hurst In Amazon’s God Of War Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Well, it looks like Amazon’s live-action God of War TV series has finally found its Kratos in Dave Bautista, because…

IndyCar Takes Over DC Because Who Needs Traffic Anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

IndyCar Takes Over DC Because Who Needs Traffic Anyway

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Washington, DC is about to join the ranks of Monaco, Las…

Because You Clearly Haven’t Seen Enough MCU Movies Already Avengers Doomsday
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Because You Clearly Haven’t Seen Enough MCU Movies Already Avengers Doomsday

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Avengers: Doomsday is still months away, but Marvel is already trying to prepare you for the impending doom. The movie’s…

Jennings Suddenly Front Runner For Soul Crushing Press Secretary Job
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Jennings Suddenly Front Runner For Soul Crushing Press Secretary Job

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the potential new White House press secretary, and let me tell you,…

FBI Visits Eric Swalwell’s Home for Device Collection Party
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FBI Visits Eric Swalwell’s Home for Device Collection Party

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding former Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell, and I have…

NBA 2K27 Gets Bigger, Not Necessarily Better, With More Monetized Social Fluff
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NBA 2K27 Gets Bigger, Not Necessarily Better, With More Monetized Social Fluff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

As I stepped into the Intuit Dome in Inglewood, home of the Los Angeles Clippers, I couldn’t help but feel…

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