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Justice Served With Extra Helping of Tragedy
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Justice Served With Extra Helping of Tragedy

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

Cincinnati, Ohio, and I’m sipping my coffee, trying to wrap my head around this one – a man who struck…

BioWare’s demise won’t kill Mass Effect TV dreams
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BioWare’s demise won’t kill Mass Effect TV dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

Well, that was a wild ride. Electronic Arts, the publisher that brought you such classics as “let’s cancel a bunch…

War Remains Trump’s Playground Regardless Of Midterm Outcome
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

War Remains Trump’s Playground Regardless Of Midterm Outcome

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like President George W. Bush’s decision to surge…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Glee
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Glee

FinnOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

Congratulations, Gleeks, your favorite show is back, because Hollywood’s annual Nostalgia Harvest is in full swing. Disney+ and Hulu have…

FCC Chair Suddenly Expert On Fake Things
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

FCC Chair Suddenly Expert On Fake Things

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the FCC, where Brendan Carr, the Republican chair, is warning…

Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do
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Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do

FinnOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

In a move that will surely delight everyone who has ever complained about not having enough content to binge, Netflix…

Consoles now costing an arm and a leg becomes the next gen standard
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Consoles now costing an arm and a leg becomes the next gen standard

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Get ready to mortgage your house for the next-gen consoles, folks! The latest rumors are circulating that the PS6 could…

Hollywood Scrapes Bottom with More Obscure Comic Book Movies
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Hollywood Scrapes Bottom with More Obscure Comic Book Movies

FinnOctober 20, 2026October 21, 2026

Before Clayface got his own 2026 movie from DC Studios, he had headlined exactly zero (0) monthly comic series. Sure,…

Trump Team Gets Ultimatum: Let CNN On Plane Or Else
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Team Gets Ultimatum: Let CNN On Plane Or Else

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House has been excluding CNN from President Donald Trump’s…

Jon Stewart Sticking Around For More Presidential Chaos Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Jon Stewart Sticking Around For More Presidential Chaos Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jon Stewart’s new deal with Comedy Central, and I have to say,…

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