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Is Halsey FINALLY Trying to Sound Edgy by Begging Amy Lee for a Feature? ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽธ
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Is Halsey FINALLY Trying to Sound Edgy by Begging Amy Lee for a Feature? ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽธ

Chuck B. BallsyMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

OMG, is Halsey, queen of strategically placed glitter and vaguely angsty lyrics, about to collab with Amy Lee, the patron…

Ex-Megadeth bassist boasts he’s so rich he can finally afford to listen to Megadeth on *premium* streaming ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽธ.
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Ex-Megadeth bassist boasts he’s so rich he can finally afford to listen to Megadeth on *premium* streaming ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽธ.

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2025April 26, 2025

OMG, you guys! ๐Ÿ™„ David Ellefson, the guy who used to slap the bass for MEGADETH (before, you know, *that*…

How to Adult: A Hilariously Inaccurate Guide to Pretending You Know What You’re Doing (Spoiler Alert: You Don’t) ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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How to Adult: A Hilariously Inaccurate Guide to Pretending You Know What You’re Doing (Spoiler Alert: You Don’t) ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Chuck B. BallsyApril 22, 2025April 22, 2025

Oh, HONEY, A24 just dropped a trailer for Ari Aster’s “Eddington,” and it’s like, SO deep and meaningful. I mean,…

Obsidian Art Director CANCELLED After Elon Musk Showdown! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ”ฅ
ยซWokeยป Game Dev Loses Tongue After Epic Twitter Meltdown! ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฅ
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Obsidian Art Director CANCELLED After Elon Musk Showdown! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ”ฅ

FinnNovember 29, 2024November 29, 2024

Oh boy, buckle up buttercup, because the drama llama just birthed a whole alpaca farm over at Obsidian Entertainment! ๐Ÿฆ™๐Ÿ’ฅ…

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