Coast Guard Plane Takes Unscheduled Vacation Due To Emergency
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US Coast Guard plane that had to make an emergency landing…
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Milo Yiannopoulos’ Excellent Adventure Ends In Deportation Threat
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. British provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos, the guy who built his career on…
Milo Yiannopoulos Gets Free Border Wall Tour Courtesy of ICE
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, controversy-loving Milo Yiannopoulos has been detained by Immigration and Customs…
Trump Vows To Help Ranchers Butcher Own Cattle Now
Folks, I’m reading this article on CNN while sipping my morning coffee, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…
Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson Are Basically The Same Person So Of Course They Play Brothers In Their New Show Because Obvious Casting Choices Are The Best
The most epic news ever! 🤩 Apple TV has just dropped the trailer for “Brothers,” a comedy series that’s basically…
Trump Aide’s Old Tweets Reveal Totally Normal And Not At All Alarming Loyalty
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Natalie Harp, a key White House aide to President Donald Trump, and…
Sepulturas Andreas Kisser Finally Says Something That Might Get Him Banned From Twitter
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious hand-wringing and fretting about the state of the world? 🤯 Because…
Trump Now Charging For Truth Because Free Speech Is Overrated
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal lawsuit has been filed against President Donald Trump, claiming…
AOC Tries To Ditch Woke Label Because Brunch Is Getting Awkward
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Democrats are trying to figure out how to…
GTA VI preview hijacked by Netflix in cringeworthy marketing ploy
Because what every gamer wants is more waiting, Rockstar Games has decided to give us a sneak peek at Grand…