Jade Raymond FLEES Sinking Ship of Fairgame$ at PlayStation, Probably to Start a Goat Farm
Breaking News! 🚨 Jade Raymond, the so-called “visionary” behind Haven Studios, has reportedly abandoned ship faster than a rage-quitter in…
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Steam Breach Exposes 89 Million Accounts — And You Got Assassin’s Creed As a Bonus!
2025 might’ve just hit its gaming low point. Valve’s beloved platform Steam — the digital playground of broke gamers and…
Ubisoft Toronto Accidentally Unlocks Its Doors, Celebrates 15 Years of… Something
Ah, Ubisoft Toronto, bless their hearts. 🙄 They’re opening their doors for Doors Open Toronto to celebrate… wait for it……
😱 New UbiSoft Patch: Two Hours of Credits for All Assassin’s Creed Shadows Haters! 📜
In the world of video games, something unimaginable has happened—UbiSoft has decided to reform its critics with a new patch…
🔒🖥️ Prince of Persia Devs Refuse to Make Another Assassin’s Creed – Ubisoft Chains Them to Desks
In a stunning move that shocked absolutely no one familiar with Ubisoft’s formulaic game assembly line, the studio has officially…
Ubisoft to Striking Employees: Stay Home and Diversify Medieval Japan! 🤡
In an epic display of 21st-century management genius, Ubisoft has cracked the code on how to «promote creativity and teamwork»…