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Sharon Osbourne Begs Megadeth To Play Concert For Some Reason
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Sharon Osbourne Begs Megadeth To Play Concert For Some Reason

Chord F. DiscordOctober 14, 2026October 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Sharon Osbourne revealed that the organizers of last year’s “Back To The Beginning” charity…

More Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Because TV Is Endless Now
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More Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Because TV Is Endless Now

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 13, 2026

This week, we’re being treated to a whole new batch of TV shows and streaming series, because what we really…

Trumpism thriving because who needs stability anyway
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Trumpism thriving because who needs stability anyway

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s brand of conservative populist nationalism…

Bananarama’s umpteenth farewell tour shenanigans commence with hits galore
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Bananarama’s umpteenth farewell tour shenanigans commence with hits galore

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the most successful British female band of the 80s, Bananarama, have announced details…

Bombers Leave UK Base Suddenly Remembering They Have Homes
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Bombers Leave UK Base Suddenly Remembering They Have Homes

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the United States has moved its long-range bombers back to…

Kylie revives Fever again because nostalgia pays bills
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Kylie revives Fever again because nostalgia pays bills

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Twenty-five years to the day since it was first released, Kylie Minogue announces Fever (XXV Edition), a new edition of…

Treasury Yields Finally Higher Than Your Rent
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Treasury Yields Finally Higher Than Your Rent

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US bond market, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…

Ian Gillan’s Desperate Cry For Attention Gets Rebranded As 2027 UK Tour Talking Gibrish
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Ian Gillan’s Desperate Cry For Attention Gets Rebranded As 2027 UK Tour Talking Gibrish

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic spoken-word tour of the century? 🤣 I mean, who needs…

Oh, another album from Eraser, another expensive release, maybe another deluxe edition to confuse and annoy us with music industry absurdities.
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Oh, another album from Eraser, another expensive release, maybe another deluxe edition to confuse and annoy us with music industry absurdities.

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Erasure is back with their 2027 Radio!! Radio!! Tour, and I’m shocked, shocked,…

Slipknot to Destroy Remaining Shreds of Your Hearing on 2027 Stadium Tour
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Slipknot to Destroy Remaining Shreds of Your Hearing on 2027 Stadium Tour

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

I mean, who needs personal space or a social life when you can spend your summer sweating with thousands of…

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