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Londoners suddenly care about privacy now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Londoners suddenly care about privacy now

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Smart glasses, the latest gadget to hit the market, are causing…

Europe Prepares for Wider Conflict Because That’s Just Great
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Europe Prepares for Wider Conflict Because That’s Just Great

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Europe is getting a little spooked, and for…

Simply Red somehow still touring headlines Somerset Sounds
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Simply Red somehow still touring headlines Somerset Sounds

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

Somerset Sounds festival has just announced its inaugural headliner, and it’s none other than the legendary Simply Red. Because, you…

Guy Ritchie’s Wife and Dog are More Interesting than His Movies Apparently They Get a Teaser Trailer Now
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Guy Ritchie’s Wife and Dog are More Interesting than His Movies Apparently They Get a Teaser Trailer Now

FinnSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, thrilling, and downright ridiculous movie trailer of the year? I…

Sony explains mysterious vanishing act of Helldivers 2 and Horizon on UK Steam
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Sony explains mysterious vanishing act of Helldivers 2 and Horizon on UK Steam

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Sony’s latest mishap has left gamers in the UK scratching their heads, as two of their first-party published titles, Helldivers…

Farewell to Sanity with Never Ending Greatest Hits
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Farewell to Sanity with Never Ending Greatest Hits

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry is still cranking out new editions of old hits. And…

Ireland bets big on video game gold with tax credits for virtual dreams
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Ireland bets big on video game gold with tax credits for virtual dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Ireland’s video game industry is like a tantalizing side quest – full of promise, but still waiting to be fully…

Oasis embarks on yet another triumphant farewell-ish tour extravaganza
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Oasis embarks on yet another triumphant farewell-ish tour extravaganza

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Oasis is back with their Live ’27 tour, because who needs a break…

Trump Spares Ireland’s Booze Because Priorities
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Spares Ireland’s Booze Because Priorities

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Donald Trump is in Ireland, and he’s making headlines by…

Trump Administration Uncharacteristically Doesn’t Yell About Israel Sanctions
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Trump Administration Uncharacteristically Doesn’t Yell About Israel Sanctions

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Trump administration is taking a rather… let’s…

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