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Heat getting too real for work now
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Heat getting too real for work now

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the UK heatwave, and I’ve got to say, it’s getting hotter than…

Primal Scream unearth another cash grab retrospective
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Primal Scream unearth another cash grab retrospective

Chord F. DiscordJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

Primal Scream, the band that refuses to retire, has announced a new collection of their most revered and experimental albums,…

Duran Duran’s umpteenth farewell gift, Free To Love remixed to death apparently
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Duran Duran’s umpteenth farewell gift, Free To Love remixed to death apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Oh joy, another remix album to add to the never-ending pile of rehashed goodness. Duran Duran, the band that refuses…

LETLIVE Might Possibly Maybe Consider New Music If They Feel Like It Someday Maybe
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LETLIVE Might Possibly Maybe Consider New Music If They Feel Like It Someday Maybe

Chord F. DiscordJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🤩🎉 The legendary post-hardcore band LETLIVE. might, maybe, possibly,…

WOLFGANG VAN HALEN Finally Decides to Stop Milking His Dad’s Legacy and Plays VAN HALEN Songs One Last Time Before Everyone Forgets Who They Are
Breaking News: Wolfgang Van Halen Still Alive and Talking About His Dad 🤯
Breaking, Music News

WOLFGANG VAN HALEN Finally Decides to Stop Milking His Dad’s Legacy and Plays VAN HALEN Songs One Last Time Before Everyone Forgets Who They Are

Chord F. DiscordJune 18, 2026June 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Wolfgang Van Halen, the son of the late Eddie Van Halen, was seen breathing…

Super Official Totally Not Made Up Book About SLIPKNOT That They Definitely Didnt Try To Stop From Being Written All About Their Rise To Fame And The Chaos
Breaking, Music News

Super Official Totally Not Made Up Book About SLIPKNOT That They Definitely Didnt Try To Stop From Being Written All About Their Rise To Fame And The Chaos

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Breaking news: the world is finally getting a book about Slipknot, and we’re all just thrilled 🤩🎉. I mean, who…

ALICE COOPER Rips A.I to Shreds Because Apparently His Music Wasnt Robotic Enough Already
Breaking, Music News

ALICE COOPER Rips A.I to Shreds Because Apparently His Music Wasnt Robotic Enough Already

Chord F. DiscordMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

So, you want to know about Alice Cooper’s thoughts on AI in music? Well, buckle up, folks, because the Godfather…

Get Ready for a Mind Blowing Experience of Endless Yellow Walls and Existential Dread in the MostThrilling Film of the Year Backrooms
Breaking, Movie News

Get Ready for a Mind Blowing Experience of Endless Yellow Walls and Existential Dread in the MostThrilling Film of the Year Backrooms

FinnMay 14, 2026May 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🎉👀 I mean, I know I am! 😂 Because, let’s…

Billy Wilder’s Some Like it Hot Finally Gets the 4K Treatment Because Your Grandma’s DVD Player Wasn’t Doing it Justice
Breaking News: Some Like It Hot is Finally Getting the 4K Treatment and We're Totally Not Sick of It Yet 🙄
Breaking, Movie News

Billy Wilder’s Some Like it Hot Finally Gets the 4K Treatment Because Your Grandma’s DVD Player Wasn’t Doing it Justice

FinnMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

Altitude and Capelight Pictures are bringing Billy Wilder’s classic crime comedy, Some Like it Hot, to the UK for the…

VENOM Trolls LAMB OF GOD Over Totally Not Ripoff Album Title and Honestly Who Cares Anyway
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VENOM Trolls LAMB OF GOD Over Totally Not Ripoff Album Title and Honestly Who Cares Anyway

Chord F. DiscordMay 9, 2026May 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some drama? 🤣 Because we’ve got a whole lot of it brewing in the…

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