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RuneScape reboot scrapped in record time because greed exceeds patience
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RuneScape reboot scrapped in record time because greed exceeds patience

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Well, that was a wild ride. Jagex has cancelled RuneScape Reignited, a mere two weeks after its announcement. I’m not…

Behaviour Interactive dives into sci-fi shooters because who needs originality
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Behaviour Interactive dives into sci-fi shooters because who needs originality

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

It looks like Behaviour Interactive is cooking up something new, and by “something new,” I mean a sci-fi first-person shooter…

Tide yourself over with these shooters while Ready or Not 2 languishes
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Tide yourself over with these shooters while Ready or Not 2 languishes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Get ready for a tactical treat, folks, because the Ready or Not brand is on fire in 2026. While moviegoers…

Out of Words Is Chasing Something Way More Epic Than Just Letting You Play With Your Friends Without Too Much Drama
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Out of Words Is Chasing Something Way More Epic Than Just Letting You Play With Your Friends Without Too Much Drama

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 18, 2026June 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for a game that’s so deep, so emotional, so life-changing, that you’ll forget all…

End of Abyss Interview: Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Section 9’s Existential Crises and robot induced Anxiety Attacks Yet
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End of Abyss Interview: Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Section 9’s Existential Crises and robot induced Anxiety Attacks Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 14, 2026June 14, 2026

So, you want to know about End of Abyss? Well, let me tell you, it’s a real treat 🎉. I…

The Witcher 3 Is Getting One Last Surprise Expansion Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Hours of Your Life Playing It Already and Geralt Is Coming Back to Ruin Your Social Life Again
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The Witcher 3 Is Getting One Last Surprise Expansion Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Hours of Your Life Playing It Already and Geralt Is Coming Back to Ruin Your Social Life Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

Breaking News: CD PROJEKT RED Finally Announces The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt – Songs of the Past, Because You Clearly…

Open World Games So Epic, They’ll Make You Forget You Have a Job in 2026
2026: The Year You Forget Grand Theft Auto 6 Exists (Almost)
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Open World Games So Epic, They’ll Make You Forget You Have a Job in 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 25, 2026February 25, 2026

We all know that on November 19th, the internet will likely break under the weight of Rockstar’s return to Vice…

Armatus Preview — A Gothic Roguelike That’s Like Roguelikes, But Gothic
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Armatus Preview — A Gothic Roguelike That’s Like Roguelikes, But Gothic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 20, 2026February 20, 2026

Oh boy, here we go again—another roguelike that thinks it’s the second coming of gaming. This time, it’s Armatus, and…

Report: The Witcher 3 Might Get A New DLC In May 2026—Because CD Projekt Really Missed Us Paying For More Than 10 Years
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Report: The Witcher 3 Might Get A New DLC In May 2026—Because CD Projekt Really Missed Us Paying For More Than 10 Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 5, 2026January 5, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: The Witcher 3 is Rising from the Grave Like a Reanimated Kikimora in May 2026 🧟‍♂️⚔️📅 Yes, you…

“Frostpunk 1886: Because Who Needs Sunshine When You Can Freeze Your Butt Off in 11 Bit’s Latest Misery Simulator”
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“Frostpunk 1886: Because Who Needs Sunshine When You Can Freeze Your Butt Off in 11 Bit’s Latest Misery Simulator”

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

🔥 Frostpunk 1886: Because Freezing to Death Wasn’t Depressing Enough in 2018 🔥 Brace yourselves, winter warriors! 11 bit studios…

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