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Halo Art Guy Walks After 17 Years, Leaves Salty Note Like a Sore Loser
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Halo Art Guy Walks After 17 Years, Leaves Salty Note Like a Sore Loser

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh no, another one bites the dust! 👋 Glenn Israel, a so-called “art director” (we use that term loosely, folks…

Painkiller Preview: Slaying Demons and Friendships
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Painkiller Preview: Slaying Demons and Friendships

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

If you’d asked me about *Painkiller* a hot minute ago, I’d have been like, “Pain-what-now?” 🤷‍♂️ But then, Digital Foundry…

SPINE: Where Gunfights Become Hilariously Choreographed Fails
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SPINE: Where Gunfights Become Hilariously Choreographed Fails

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Alright, so I waltzed into SPINE at Summer Game Fest 2025, expecting the usual hype-train wreckage. Tensor City? More like…

John Romero’s Daikatana 2: Electric Boogaloo Gets Axed, Gamers Rejoice (Maybe)
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John Romero’s Daikatana 2: Electric Boogaloo Gets Axed, Gamers Rejoice (Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Oh, the humanity! 😭 Microsoft, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to wield the banhammer of budget…

NetEase Dumps Gacha, Makes “AAA” Wuxia Game No One Asked For
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NetEase Dumps Gacha, Makes “AAA” Wuxia Game No One Asked For

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Oh, great, another game announcement! 🙄 NetEase Games, the masters of churning out mobile games and that one vaguely popular…

Hell Is Us: Because Apparently We Didn’t Learn Anything From Dante, Oops!
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Hell Is Us: Because Apparently We Didn’t Learn Anything From Dante, Oops!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Okay, so these guys, fresh from their *totally* amazing work on Warhammer (you know, the one that definitely didn’t have…

State of Unreal 2025: Fortnite’s Dumb AI Move Lets Players Craft Annoying AI NPCs
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State of Unreal 2025: Fortnite’s Dumb AI Move Lets Players Craft Annoying AI NPCs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE what Epic Games is doing to Fortnite now! 🤯 They’re resurrecting dead actors with AI…

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