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FLIRT FRIDAYS SEVEN MIDTOWN
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FLIRT FRIDAYS SEVEN MIDTOWN

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 16, 2025

Attention, thirsty Atlantans! Seven Midtown is here to separate you from your paycheck every Friday night with “upscale dining” and…

Se détoxifier de ses parents toxiques, réparer son histoire et s’épanouir
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Se détoxifier de ses parents toxiques, réparer son histoire et s’épanouir

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 16, 2025

🚨 URGENT : Catherine Henry-Plessier va enfin tout expliquer sur vos parents toxiques le 18 décembre à 20h sur Zoom…

Volunteer for Free Childcare While We Bribe Minions with Toys
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Volunteer for Free Childcare While We Bribe Minions with Toys

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 16, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Santa’s Union Rep Demands Better Benefits as Holiday Experience Descends Into Chaos 🎅💼 On Saturday December 20 from…

APM ChPP Just Gave Us Free Money to Control Everything
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APM ChPP Just Gave Us Free Money to Control Everything

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

Attention, ye brave souls who dare to tame the wild beast known as “Project Control”! 📚⚔️ Kent Business College summons…

Refuge New Year’s Eve w/ Sasha – because apparently we all need to rave our way into another year of existential dread
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Refuge New Year’s Eve w/ Sasha – because apparently we all need to rave our way into another year of existential dread

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: DJs still exist! 🎧 A Brooklyn basement will shake at midnight (probably) after paying $420 for “open bar”…

Déployer une IA souveraine : le grand n’importe quoi entre stratégie bidon et mise en place catastrophique
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Déployer une IA souveraine : le grand n’importe quoi entre stratégie bidon et mise en place catastrophique

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

🚨 Attention ! L’IA va tout voler… sauf si vous assistez à ce webinar « souverain » où l’on promet de tout…

Bicha Ngo explique à Québec comment bien investir dans l’avenir pendant qu’on cherche encore le café du matin
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Bicha Ngo explique à Québec comment bien investir dans l’avenir pendant qu’on cherche encore le café du matin

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

Québec cherche désespérément un PDG pour sauver son économie après l’ouverture d’un IKEA à Laval. Bicha Ngo, patronne d’Investissement Québec,…

Atelier Magic Vision démarre 2026 avec une intention si forte qu’elle pourrait casser une montre suisse
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Atelier Magic Vision démarre 2026 avec une intention si forte qu’elle pourrait casser une montre suisse

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

✨ STOP AUX BONNES RÉSOLUTIONS QUI FONT VRAIMENT CHIER ✨ Le 28 décembre, de 10h à 11h30 EST, rejoins Magic…

Your 2026 Book Publishing Plan: A Year-Long Excuse to Panic About Whether Your Memoir on Competitive Napping Will Sell
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Your 2026 Book Publishing Plan: A Year-Long Excuse to Panic About Whether Your Memoir on Competitive Napping Will Sell

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

Attention aspiring authors! 📚 Ever wondered why your masterpiece is gathering dust instead of bestseller status? 😂 Join Linda Secondari’s…

How to Win Friends and Freak Out Enemies in Arguments
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How to Win Friends and Freak Out Enemies in Arguments

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: A Tribe of Neurodivergent Wizards Will Gather Virtually to Teach Normies How Not to Suck at Communication 🧙‍♂️✨…

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