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Greg Warren: Comedy so Hilarious, You’ll Riot
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Greg Warren: Comedy so Hilarious, You’ll Riot

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

**OMG! Greg Warren at The Riot! Prepare for side-splitting, relatable humor.😂** Greg’s “The Champ” (Nateland YouTube) tackles poison ivy, fishing…

Men In Black: Finally, A Good Reason To Leave The House
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Men In Black: Finally, A Good Reason To Leave The House

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 10, 2025

**Aliens are real, and they’re screening “Men in Black” on November 14th at the New York Hall of Science (47-01…

OMG! Greg Warren Invades Houston’s Riot Comedy Club
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OMG! Greg Warren Invades Houston’s Riot Comedy Club

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 10, 2025

**OMG! Prepare for side-splitting laughter as Greg Warren, “The Champ” (🙄), invades The Riot!** 😂 Greg Warren, hailed by some…

Manhattan: Xmas Guardians – More Like Xmas Bore-dians, amirite
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Manhattan: Xmas Guardians – More Like Xmas Bore-dians, amirite

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 10, 2025

**OMG!🙄 Three ancient dudes—St. Nick, Santa, and some “Winter Spirit”—fight over a kid’s wish!🤯 Little Vira hates Christmas🎄and BAM! It…

“Murica: Redcoats Go Home, A Movie”
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“Murica: Redcoats Go Home, A Movie”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

OMG! 🙄The Old State Capitol is throwing a party 🎉 on November 16, 6:00 – 8:00 p.m. for Ken Burns’…

Taj Devore-Bey’s Guide to Ruining Photos
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Taj Devore-Bey’s Guide to Ruining Photos

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Behind the Lens of “Spirit” with Taj DeVore-Bey! Prepare for enlightenment or extreme boredom 😴. Video Consortium Philadelphia presents: cheerleaders!…

Putnam’s Italian Night: Where the Jokes Are as Cheesy as the Lasagna
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Putnam’s Italian Night: Where the Jokes Are as Cheesy as the Lasagna

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**OMG! 7th Annual Comedy with Clam Sauce🍝at Putnam, Friday, November 14th!**🤣 Chris Monty, Johnny Zig, Larry DeGregorio & Nick Scopeletti…

So, You Wanna Be a Star, Huh? (Voiceover & Camera Edition)
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So, You Wanna Be a Star, Huh? (Voiceover & Camera Edition)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**Want to be the next big star?🌟 Then get ready to waste your time and money at Docs In Progress,…

Gemini’s Red Carpet Debacle: Where Stars Clash and Budgets Vanish
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Gemini’s Red Carpet Debacle: Where Stars Clash and Budgets Vanish

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

OMG! 🙄The Gemini movie premiere at the Conference Center at the Main Library? 🎉 Be there or be square! Prepare…

Jollywood Awards: Where Bollywood Dreams Go to Die
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Jollywood Awards: Where Bollywood Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Jollywood Film Festival Awards? More like 😴😴😴! Red carpet mingling is FREE from 6pm to 8pm – steal the appetizers!…

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