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Big Brother 27 Finale: Prepare for Disappointment
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Big Brother 27 Finale: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Big Brother 27 finale watch party at Locals Only! ๐Ÿคฃ With Angela Rockstar?! ๐Ÿคฎ Expect the unexpected!!! ๐Ÿคช…

Craig Who? Comedy Fest
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Craig Who? Comedy Fest

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

DOORS: 6:30 PM SHOW: 7:00 PM Eris Mainstage Uncommon Comedy Fest Presents: Craig LOL!๐Ÿคฃ Sketch comedy? At Uncommon Comedy Fest?…

FAAIM x HAIBAYO: We Promise Genuineness (and Maybe Some Embarrassment)
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FAAIM x HAIBAYO: We Promise Genuineness (and Maybe Some Embarrassment)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

**OMG!** ๐Ÿคฃ The Foundation fos Asian American Media & HAIBAYO present a night of “humor & healing.” ๐Ÿ™„ Screening of…

Queen Liz Kicks the Bucket, World Weeps (Not Really)
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Queen Liz Kicks the Bucket, World Weeps (Not Really)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

**De Elizabeth, the next Shakespeare, will bore you with her “haunting” book, “This Raging Sea” (Holiday House, Fall 2025).** ๐Ÿ™„…

Cheddar? More Like “Cheddar’s Dead, Jim!” Comedy & Burnt Cheese
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Cheddar? More Like “Cheddar’s Dead, Jim!” Comedy & Burnt Cheese

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

Welcome to Cheddar Late Than Never Comedy and Grilled Cheese event! At SanTan Gardens prepare for cheesy jokes and maybe,…

Movie Night: Where You Eat, Watch, and Pretend to Know Stuff
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Movie Night: Where You Eat, Watch, and Pretend to Know Stuff

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

**Oh no, not another boring movie trivia night! ๐Ÿ™„ This monthly torture ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ features a themed trivia game โ“and a…

Back to School? More Like Back to Snore: 16mm Edition
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Back to School? More Like Back to Snore: 16mm Edition

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ PRS’s 7th House Screenings: Enter at your own risk! โš ๏ธ They don’t care if you’re triggered. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Check…

Manners at School? More Like Manors at Schooled Speakeasy
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Manners at School? More Like Manors at Schooled Speakeasy

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Museum of Interesting Things presents: Manners at School Secret Speakeasy! Sunday, Sept 28th, 8pm, NYC time. ๐Ÿคช LIVE…

Niki de Saint Phalle’s Sleeper Hit Gets a 4K Facelift (Finally)
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Niki de Saint Phalle’s Sleeper Hit Gets a 4K Facelift (Finally)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

**OMG! 7th House is gracing us with Niki de Saint Phalle’s “A DREAM LONGER THAN THE NIGHT” (aka *Un rรชve…

Cape Coral: Prepare for a Night of Hilarious Drunkenness at Rumrunners
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Cape Coral: Prepare for a Night of Hilarious Drunkenness at Rumrunners

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿคฃ Rumrunner’s turns into a comedy dumpster! ๐ŸคกTalent from MTV, VH1, TMZ Live & Howard Stern (lol๐Ÿ˜‚) will be…

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