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R&B and Ribs Because Clearly What Downtown Was Missing Was More Grease and Heartbreak Music

Chuck B. BallsyMay 6, 2026

πŸͺ© DOWNTOWN FIRST THURSDAYS is back in 2026! πŸŽ‰ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

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Learn How to Fake Being a Marketing Guru at the ADC Seminar “Positioning & Branding”

Chuck B. BallsyMay 6, 2026

ADC Seminar “Positioning & Branding” 🀣 Good positioning can make your brand πŸš€, bad positioning can break it πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ. Learn…

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Your Brain is Screwed Because of That One Bad Thing That Happened to You Apparently

Chuck B. BallsyMay 6, 2026

🀯 Let’s talk trauma and memory! 🀯 πŸ“… Webinar: 90min presentation + 30min Q&A πŸ€” Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

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Breaking News: Scientists Successfully Waste Time and Resources Creating a Card with a Stitched Dog on it Cerdyn CΕ΅n wedi’i Bwytho

Chuck B. BallsyMay 5, 2026

Details of super fun session πŸŽ‰ 🐢 stitching card πŸ“… 18:10-18:20 😊 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

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_finalmente uma maneira de medir o quanto vocΓͺ estΓ‘ fracassando em alcanΓ§ar seus objetivos com MΓ©tricas Ágeis e OKR’S_

Chuck B. BallsyMay 4, 2026

Let’s learn Agile metrics & OKR’s for effective strategic management πŸ€“ Join the online event to master Agile metrics &…

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Oh Great Another Movie About a Boring Royal Person Emily Blunt Wastes Her Talent as Queen Victoria

Chuck B. BallsyMay 4, 2026

The Young Victoria: Emily Blunt as Queen Victoria – Film History Livestream πŸŽ₯ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

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Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do on a Tuesday Than Eating Tacos and Dancing to RNB on Fake Cinco De Mayo

Chuck B. BallsyMay 4, 2026

🌎 RNB WORLD β€” R&B APPRECIATION PARTY πŸŽ‰ 🎢 ALL R&B. ALL DAY. ALL VIBES 🎟️ FREE RSVP BEFORE 7PM…

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Finally a webinar to teach you that being weird is actually a superpower called neurodiversiteit

Chuck B. BallsyMay 4, 2026

Webinar: neurodiversiteit 🀯 met Marloes Schoormans πŸ“š Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe…

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Tudor Drama House of Boleyn Where Beheadings are a Family Affair

Chuck B. BallsyMay 4, 2026

Join Tracy Borman for a thrilling tale of the Boleyns πŸ°πŸ‘‘ πŸ“šπŸ’₯ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

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Isaiah Rashad Finally Drops It’s Been Awful So We Can All Relate to His Awfulness

Chuck B. BallsyMay 3, 2026

πŸŽ‰ See Isaiah Rashad live in Brooklyn πŸ™οΈ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

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