Ready to embrace your inner horse? Trot on over to the Lunar New Year Market! 🐎✨
Mark your calendars for Sunday, February 22, 2026, at Royal Palms Shuffleboard Club in Chicago. Because nothing says “Year of the Horse” like shuffleboard, right? 🎾🐴
Expect AAPI artists, vendors, and food so good it’ll make your taste buds gallop. Plus, free admission because who doesn’t love a free ride? 🧧🎉
📍1750 N Milwaukee Ave | Chicago, IL
🎟️ FREE ENTRY | Presented by @AAPIevents
Bring your squad and let’s party like it’s 4723! 🌺🐲
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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