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Pink Posse’s Pillow Fight: A Podcasting Pyjama Pandemonium
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Pink Posse’s Pillow Fight: A Podcasting Pyjama Pandemonium

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Benji Jones & Josiah Rizzo 🀑 invite you to a Pink Popcast Pajama Party Sleepover*! 😴 Get ready…

Baltimore Beat: More Like Baltimore Flop
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Baltimore Beat: More Like Baltimore Flop

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ You’re invited to “The Beat Goes On,” a snoozefest doc about Baltimore Beat, the RIP of Baltimore City…

“TABLES TURNED” More Like “SALADS TOSSED” At This Trainwreck Premiere
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“TABLES TURNED” More Like “SALADS TOSSED” At This Trainwreck Premiere

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Prepare for “TABLES TURNED,” a psychological thriller so thrilling, you’ll need new pants!πŸ‘– Meet the “amazingly talented” cast…

Kerry Coddett Dives Headfirst into the Comedy Mudhole
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Kerry Coddett Dives Headfirst into the Comedy Mudhole

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 14, 2025

**Mudhole: the TRUE story of a Brooklyn girlie surviving EVERYTHING! Eris Mainstage is the place to be, doorsπŸšͺat 7:00 PM,…

2025 Adrenaline Film Project: Prepare for Disappointment
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2025 Adrenaline Film Project: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

The 21st Andrenaline Film Project is here! πŸ€ͺ Talented” teams screen shorts @Light House Studio, Vinegar Hill Theatre.🍿 Mentors assign…

Greg Warren: Comedy So Good, It’s Criminal
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Greg Warren: Comedy So Good, It’s Criminal

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

**OMG! Greg Warren, the comedic *genius* behind such hits as poison ivy jokes, will be gracing The Riot’s stage!** 🀣…

Ryan Montgomery’s “Lettin’ The Night Stroll” Tour: More Like Lettin’ My Patience Roll Away
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Ryan Montgomery’s “Lettin’ The Night Stroll” Tour: More Like Lettin’ My Patience Roll Away

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

Y’all come see Ryan Montgomery @ DECCA LIVE on November 14th! πŸ™„ This Lake Worth, Florida native started with tailgate…

Greg Warren: Comedy so Hilarious, You’ll Riot
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Greg Warren: Comedy so Hilarious, You’ll Riot

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

**OMG! Greg Warren at The Riot! Prepare for side-splitting, relatable humor.πŸ˜‚** Greg’s “The Champ” (Nateland YouTube) tackles poison ivy, fishing…

Men In Black: Finally, A Good Reason To Leave The House
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Men In Black: Finally, A Good Reason To Leave The House

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 10, 2025

**Aliens are real, and they’re screening “Men in Black” on November 14th at the New York Hall of Science (47-01…

OMG! Greg Warren Invades Houston’s Riot Comedy Club
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OMG! Greg Warren Invades Houston’s Riot Comedy Club

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 10, 2025

**OMG! Prepare for side-splitting laughter as Greg Warren, “The Champ” (πŸ™„), invades The Riot!** πŸ˜‚ Greg Warren, hailed by some…

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