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Baddies Africa Star Throws Howard Homecoming Bash, World Ends
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Baddies Africa Star Throws Howard Homecoming Bash, World Ends

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Howard Homecoming Soiree! Oct 24th, 9 PM – 3 AM, 201 Massachusetts Ave NE, DC. Free before 11…

Nosferatu: Silent Film and Chamber Orchestra (Because Who Needs Dialogue or a Rock Band?)
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Nosferatu: Silent Film and Chamber Orchestra (Because Who Needs Dialogue or a Rock Band?)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Nosferatu, a totally unauthorized Dracula rip-off by F.W. Murnau, is back!πŸ¦‡ Count Orlok’s thirst for a young lady…

Hocus Pocus: More Like Focus Pocus on My Car Battery Dying
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Hocus Pocus: More Like Focus Pocus on My Car Battery Dying

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„Queens Drive-In is back for ONE NIGHT ONLY at the New York Hall of Science! 🀣 With Francisco Moya…

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“Braindead Fest 2025: A Zombie’s Guide to Pittsburgh”

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Living Dead Weekend πŸ§Ÿβ€β™€οΈ is hitting Monroeville Mall in 2025!** Get ready for *Return of the Living Dead’s*…

Malcolm D. Who? Oh, the Director Guy
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Malcolm D. Who? Oh, the Director Guy

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Join Malcolm D. Lee, the genius πŸ€ͺ behind cinematic masterpieces like The Best Man and Girls Trip, for…

QDOC 2025: The Only Pass You’ll Ever Need (to Watch Docs, Probably)
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QDOC 2025: The Only Pass You’ll Ever Need (to Watch Docs, Probably)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

Your 2025 pass grants ONE whole admission to ALL screenings. WOW! πŸ€ͺ Get your pass at the PASS PICK-UP TOAST…

35mm HALLOWEEN (and some other flicks) @ the Million Dollar Theater – if you’re broke
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35mm HALLOWEEN (and some other flicks) @ the Million Dollar Theater – if you’re broke

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! 😱** **”Halloween-o-thon 2025″ at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90013, on Friday, October 24,…

Rocky Horror: Still a Thing After All These Years?!
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Rocky Horror: Still a Thing After All These Years?!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” at Strand Theater, Seymour, CT! 🀣 Dress as a “sweet Transylvanian” or alienπŸ‘½.…

The All White Black Hollywood Experience
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The All White Black Hollywood Experience

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

OMG! 3 whole DJs on 3 levels?! πŸ€ͺGet ready to dance with the city’s elite “socialites, entreprenuers, movers & shakers”…

Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Blowout Invades Cedar Falls
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Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Blowout Invades Cedar Falls

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**Randy Bobandy is back!πŸ” The Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy TourπŸ’© will be at Deringer’s Public Parlor, Cedar Falls IA on October…

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