**OMG! 🙄 Drive-in movies are back! 🚗💨 Admission: $18-$28 per car (2-6 ppl). Extra peeps? $5 (cash only, obvi). Park between the lines, dummies! 🚧 No tailgates blocking views. 🚫Concession: Express window ONLY! 🍔🍟 Restrooms: near screen 1. 🚻 No booze or smoking (duh, since 2010 & June 1, 2016)! 🚭 Designated smoking area exists between projector 2 building and the path. Tune radios to 89.5 FM (Scr 1) or 88.7 FM (Scr 2). 📻 Cash only. 💸 Violators get the boot! 👋**
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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