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Pretentious Fridays: Seven Reasons to Avoid Midtown Like the Plague

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Seven Midtown, Atlanta’s “newest hotspot,” wants YOU (and your elevated attire) every Friday night! 🤣 Gourmet dishes? Expertly…

Revel Atlanta: Proof That You Peak on Fridays, Probably
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Revel Atlanta: Proof That You Peak on Fridays, Probably

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

Join us every week at FANTASY FRIDAYS for a night you’ll FORGET!🎉 Music, “dancing,” & pure delusion! Celebrate your BIRTHDAY…

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Kiddie Lockdown Boot Camp: Because Summer Should Be *Extra* Stressful

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

OMG! CISA School Safety is hosting a virtual 😴 sesh on May 15, 2025, 3:00 p.m. – 4:00 p.m. EDT!…

Lake County Young Republicans Throw Epic Summer Bash (Probably Just a BBQ with Questionable Potato Salad)
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Lake County Young Republicans Throw Epic Summer Bash (Probably Just a BBQ with Questionable Potato Salad)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

Welcome to the Lake County Young Republicans Summer Kickoff! Prepare for lukewarm takes & room-temp drinks. 🍹 Connect with future…

Domaine’s Still Alive? Send Help (and Maybe Free Wine)
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Domaine’s Still Alive? Send Help (and Maybe Free Wine)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 Domaine Friday’s 1 Year Anniversary PART 2! 🥳 As seen on TikTok (so you KNOW it’s…

Hugging Your Way Out of Dictatorship: A Revolutionary Strategy
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Hugging Your Way Out of Dictatorship: A Revolutionary Strategy

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

OMG! 😱 Authoritarianism is, like, SO last season! Time for a “Revolutionary Love” Spring Series! 🙄 Apparently, we’re still in…

One Piece Card Game Regionals: Prepare for Inevitable Disappointment
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One Piece Card Game Regionals: Prepare for Inevitable Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Join the PPG Events One Piece Card Game May Regionals on Saturday, May 31st, for a day of…

Neurodiversity & Trauma: Come for the Buzzwords, Stay for the Existential Dread
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Neurodiversity & Trauma: Come for the Buzzwords, Stay for the Existential Dread

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

OMG! 🤯 “Neurodiversity & Trauma” conference! May 22nd & 23rd, 2025, 1400-1800 GMT. Zoom? Seriously? 🙄 Free for ALL! Prepare…

DMV’s 2025 Summer Kickoff: Get Ready to Yawn to Rare Essence While Waiting in Line Forever
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DMV’s 2025 Summer Kickoff: Get Ready to Yawn to Rare Essence While Waiting in Line Forever

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

OMG! The “Summers” most anticipated event is BACK at Tysons II Galleria! 🤣 For the 3rd year! June 8th, 12-8pm…

Navy Pier Thinks House Music Will Save It, RSVP Now or Be Square
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Navy Pier Thinks House Music Will Save It, RSVP Now or Be Square

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “I Love House Music Chicago” is throwing a FREE rave at Navy Pier Beer Garden, 700 E Grand…

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