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Giant Flag Engulfs Minnesota Town Because Subtlety Is Overrated
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Giant Flag Engulfs Minnesota Town Because Subtlety Is Overrated

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A gigantic American flag, measuring 19 by 36 feet, was discovered…

Trump’s Back Online Because You Demanded It Apparently
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Trump’s Back Online Because You Demanded It Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump Accounts, a new federal savings and investment vehicle for…

Britain Finds Out It’s Been Dumped By America Via Messenger
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Britain Finds Out It’s Been Dumped By America Via Messenger

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the 250th anniversary of America’s independence from Britain, and I’m thinking,…

Nation Somehow Manages To Contain Excitement For Soccer
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Nation Somehow Manages To Contain Excitement For Soccer

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2026

The World Cup has finally arrived in the US, and I’m having a blast reading about it while sipping my…

Nikki Sixx somehow didnt die
Breaking News: Nikki Sixx Celebrates 25 Years of Not Being a Hot Mess 🎉
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Nikki Sixx somehow didnt die

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…

Trump Autographs Currency Because Humility Is Overrated
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Trump Autographs Currency Because Humility Is Overrated

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Mexico and South Korea’s Adorable World Cup Bromance Lives On
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Mexico and South Korea’s Adorable World Cup Bromance Lives On

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the unlikely friendship between Mexican and Korean World Cup fans, and…

Trump Rewards Polluters With Pardons Because Who Needs Clean Air Anyway
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Trump Rewards Polluters With Pardons Because Who Needs Clean Air Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a…

Dave Eggers Warns AI Will Destroy Art Probably Too Late Anyway
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Dave Eggers Warns AI Will Destroy Art Probably Too Late Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Dave Eggers’ new novel “Contrapposto”, and I have to say, it’s quite…

Iran Loses Guy In Charge Forever Apparently
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Iran Loses Guy In Charge Forever Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the weeklong funeral for Iran’s former Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, and…

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