Dad’s Family Reunion Plans Foiled By Border Patrol
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama, folks. Luis Manuel Aviles, a 48-year-old handyman from Nicaragua, was…
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Pete Buttigieg Tries Again With Black Voters In South Carolina
Pete Buttigieg is back in South Carolina, and this time he’s got his sights set on 2028. Folks, I almost…
National Debt Reaches Cool $40 Trillion Milestone
The US national debt has just topped a record $40 trillion, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…
Sweet Guitarist Tired Of Being Yelled At By Old Dude Andy Scott
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I couldn’t believe what I was reading. THE SWEET, the…
Foo Fighters Finally Classy Enough To Deserve Orchestra
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 FOO FIGHTERS just joined forces with the Los Angeles…
RUSH Still Going Strong At 70 On Fifty Something Tour Because You Clearly Need More Boomer Rock In Your Life
Oh boy, are you ready for some nostalgia overload? 🤯 RUSH is back, and they’re not just phoning it in…
Companies Keep Tariff Refunds As Lovely Parting Gift To Themselves
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that US businesses have been getting some serious tariff…
PRIEST Forms To Milk Ghost Fans Dry With New Album
Oh no, the surveillance state has finally caught up with us, and it’s got a sick beat 🚨! Swedish dark…
Chris Slade retires from drumming because 70 is the new 25 and he’s exhausted
I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt 🍺🖤. Chris Slade, the legendary Welsh drummer who’s played…
Kansas Loses Senator But Gains One Angelic Moderate Voter
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the passing of Nancy Kassebaum Baker, the first woman elected to the US…