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Steam Machine Fails Due To Price Because Gamers Are Not Made Of Money
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Steam Machine Fails Due To Price Because Gamers Are Not Made Of Money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this concept enough yet, a former PlayStation boss, Shuhei Yoshida, decided to share his thoughts…

Gaming Setups Now Secretly Judging Your Life Choices Too
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Gaming Setups Now Secretly Judging Your Life Choices Too

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh joy, another opportunity for the gaming industry to collect our precious personal data, because what’s a little privacy when…

Russians suddenly remember Kyiv is still a thing
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Russians suddenly remember Kyiv is still a thing

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this mess in Ukraine. Russia is still pounding…

America turns 247 and nobody cares
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America turns 247 and nobody cares

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The United States is turning 250, and it seems like nobody’s…

You Won’t Believe Who’s Cashing In On America’s Birthday
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You Won’t Believe Who’s Cashing In On America’s Birthday

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A report from House Democrats claims that donors who thought they…

Texas Kid Tragedies Linked In Crazy Coincidence
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Texas Kid Tragedies Linked In Crazy Coincidence

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

This article is a real heart-wrencher, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about the two deadliest child tragedies in…

Can’t miss this: Trump’s cash, heatwaves, and oh Venezuela drama
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Can’t miss this: Trump’s cash, heatwaves, and oh Venezuela drama

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Let’s dive into the latest news. The Supreme Court has wrapped…

You Won’t Believe These 9 Senate Seats Are Toast
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You Won’t Believe These 9 Senate Seats Are Toast

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like the battle for the US Senate is heating up. Four months into the primary calendar,…

Swift and Kelce take over MSG wow what a dream team
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Swift and Kelce take over MSG wow what a dream team

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Taylor Swift’s super-secret wedding plans, and I have to say, it’s quite…

Bible Belt in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)
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Bible Belt in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 1, 2026

«Rock-n-roll with folk-n-blues influences» from Nowhere, US Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

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