Valve’s 30% Steam Tax Racket Gets Epic UK Roasting in Class Action Clown Show
Hold onto your wallets, gamers! š¤Æ Valve, the beloved overlords of Steam (aka that place where your paycheck goes to…
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CS2ās Digital Hoarders Jack Up AWP Skin Prices So Corporate Fat Cats Can Swim in Whale Tears
The CS2 skin economy is basically a dumpster fire rolling downhill while dressed as a Gucci handbagāutter chaos wrapped in…
CS2 Update Makes Skins So Cheap, You Can Afford a Real Vacation Now
Ah, Counter-Strike 2 skins. Those oh-so-precious digital baubles that separate the pros from the noobs (and their wallets from their…
Steam Breach Exposes 89 Million Accounts ā And You Got Assassinās Creed As a Bonus!
2025 mightāve just hit its gaming low point. Valveās beloved platform Steam ā the digital playground of broke gamers and…
Valve confirms Half-Life 3 is playable, meaning it’s only 30 years away from release! š¤”š
OMG! š± Tyler McVicker, the guy who’s been “reporting” on Half-Life 3 since, like, the Stone Age, says it’s PLAYTESTABLE!…
š¤ The Legendary Half-Life 3 Is Finally Here, But There’s a Catchā¦ š¤Æ
The Jackal.Today editorial team sniffed around through our secret channels (yes, we have people even in Valveās basement, where Gabe…
šµļøāāļø The Secret History of Ā«Half Life 3Ā»: Microwaves, GTA VI, and Gabeās Struggle With Counting to Three
Our undercover investigation into Valveās most elusive project, Ā«Half Life 3Ā», has finally borne fruit, and the results are nothing…
š R.I.P. Steam? šŖ¦ ADL’s Ā«Final SolutionĀ» to Online Hate: Shut It All Down! š£
In a move that surprises absolutely no one, the perpetually offended professional victims at the Anti-Defamation League (ADL) have turned…