Steam Machine Users Delighted by New Red glow of Impending Doom
Oh joy, another hardware launch, another chance for our favorite companies to disappoint us with subpar quality control. The Steam…
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Steam Machine Fails Due To Price Because Gamers Are Not Made Of Money
Because apparently we haven’t milked this concept enough yet, a former PlayStation boss, Shuhei Yoshida, decided to share his thoughts…
PS6 To Cost An Arm And A Leg Apparently
Oh joy, another opportunity for Sony to empty our wallets with the upcoming PlayStation 6, which might just cost a…
🎮 Why Nobody Has Finished Their Steam Library
📊 Five-Year International Study Ends in Predictable Disappointment JACKAL RESEARCH DIVISION REPORT #003 After examining more than 18.4 million Steam…
Steam Machine Pricing and Reservations Are Finally Here Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Overpriced PC Hardware Already
The moment of truth has finally arrived, folks! Valve has pulled back the curtain on Steam Machine pricing, and let’s…
Steam Gift Cards Are Getting Murdered By Scammers Because Who Needs Actual Cash Anyway
Oh no, the scammers are coming! 🚨💸 Valve is killing off physical Steam gift cards because, apparently, some people are…
The Switch 2 Is About to Rob You Blind This September Because Who Needs Food Anyway When You Can Have More Memory
Nintendo is raising the price of the Switch 2 later this year amid a global memory shortage 🚨💸. Because who…
Valve’s Steam Controller Finally Gets a Price and Release Date Because You Were All Dying to Spend Money on Something That Might Possibly Work
Oh boy, have you guys been waiting for this moment forever! 🤩 Valve has finally announced the release date and…
Valve Blames RAM Shortages, Fans Blame Valve’s Marketing Team For Steam Deck Stock Chaos
Oh no, not the Steam Deck! The beloved handheld gaming PC that lets you play Elden Ring on the toilet…
AMD Leaks 2027 Xbox Launch, Giving Us 3 Years to Argue About Frame Rates Again
The Next-Gen Xbox Could Launch In 2027 According To AMD—Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway? Oh, look! Another earnings call has…