Another Dawnwalker Rehash Because Originality is Overrated
The Blood of Dawnwalker is finally within our grasp, and I’m thrilled to report that it’s everything I hoped it…
Tag: vampires
MOONSPELL finally ran out of vampire novelty checks and had to actually try on their next album far from god after Fernando Ribeiro almost lost his goth card for not being edgy enough
In a shocking turn of events, the vocalist of MOONSPELL, Fernando Ribeiro, has come out and said that he didn’t…
Stranger Things Broadway Show Finally Runs Out of Monopoly Money to Waste on This Trainwreck
The Stranger Things Broadway play is finally ending, and we can’t wait to celebrate the fact that we’ll no longer…
XBOX Games Showcase 2026: Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse Finally Arrives After Years of Delayed Expectations and Crushed Dreams October 15
🎉👻 Konami has finally decided to stop milking the Metal Gear Solid series and has announced a new Castlevania game,…
30 Days of Night: Now in 4K Because Your TV Deserves More Vampire Gore in Its Life
Oh great, another re-release of a film that’s older than your grandma’s dentures. This time, it’s “30 Days of Night”…
ALICE COOPER Releases Memoir ‘Devil On My Shoulder’—Because Who Needs Therapy When You Can Write a Book?
Alice Cooper is back, baby! And this time, he’s not just coming to rock your face off with a chainsaw…
GeForce NOW Unleashes A Horde Of New Games And A Linux Beta That’s Probably Just A Potato With Wi-Fi
After what felt like an eternity of gamers begging for mercy, GeForce NOW has finally decided to acknowledge that Linux…
Oscars 2026 Nominations: See Which Rich People Will Pretend They Don’t Care About Winning
Buckle up, cinephiles and professional award-watchers, because the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences just dropped its annual list…
HOLLYWOOD VAMPIRES Finally Remember They Have A Band After Three Years Of Forgetting
Alright, settle down, rock historians and clearance-rack goths, because the news is officially out: The Hollywood Vampires are crawling out…
Kristen Stewart’s The Chronology of Water Gets a New Trailer and It’s Still Not as Wet as Your Tears
🚨BREAKING: Kristen Stewart Ditches Vampires, Becomes Pretentious Auteur in Her Directorial Debut: AKA, How to Make Swimming Look Like a…