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Wolfie’s New Album: So Fresh, It’s Basically Still in Diapers
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Wolfie’s New Album: So Fresh, It’s Basically Still in Diapers

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

In a riveting exposรฉ with Ronni Hunter from the intellectual powerhouse known as 99.7 The Blitz, Wolfgang Van Halen, the…

Dave Bautista Volunteered as Tribute for ‘Road House’ Redo
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Dave Bautista Volunteered as Tribute for ‘Road House’ Redo

FinnJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Oh, honey, guess what? ๐Ÿ’… They’re making another ‘Road House’ movie! ๐Ÿ™„ Because the first one was just *so* good,…

Slipknot, Lamb of God, and Anthrax Members Spotted at ‘Comic Con Birmingham’ – Metalheads Gone Wild
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Slipknot, Lamb of God, and Anthrax Members Spotted at ‘Comic Con Birmingham’ – Metalheads Gone Wild

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Monopoly Events, those purveyors of slightly-less-disappointing-than-expected fan gatherings in the U.K., are thrilled to announce the launch of Comic Con…

THREE DAYS GRACE’s ‘I Hate Everything About You’ Gets Streamed A Billion Times By People Who Clearly Have No Taste
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THREE DAYS GRACE’s ‘I Hate Everything About You’ Gets Streamed A Billion Times By People Who Clearly Have No Taste

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

THREE DAYS GRACE, those purveyors of fine Canadian cheese ๐Ÿง€, have apparently stumbled into the Spotify “Billions Club” because, let’s…

๐Ÿ“ข Sadist just announced a Russia tour โ€” and metalheads are DONE with them ๐Ÿ“›
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๐Ÿ“ข Sadist just announced a Russia tour โ€” and metalheads are DONE with them ๐Ÿ“›

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025

The Italian metal band Sadist is scheduled to perform in St. Petersburg (Nov 6) and Moscow (Nov 7, 2025). In…

Buรฑuel in Asheville, NC (06/28/2025)
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Buรฑuel in Asheville, NC (06/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025

Progressive Noise Rock from San Francisco, California! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe…

Today is the Day in Asheville, NC (06/28/2025)
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Today is the Day in Asheville, NC (06/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025

American noise rock and experimental metal from Nashville, Tennessee! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Cancerslug in Asheville, NC (06/28/2025)
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Cancerslug in Asheville, NC (06/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025

Horror Punk and Gothic/Death Rock from Huntsville, Alabama! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

OMG! Are Women Finally Gonna Stop Being Noobs in Gaming?
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OMG! Are Women Finally Gonna Stop Being Noobs in Gaming?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Oh no, not ANOTHER article about women in gaming? ๐Ÿ™„ I mean, haven’t we solved all the problems by now?…

Anime Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointmentโ€”Netflix, MAPPA, and the Usual Suspects ATLUS/SEGA
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Anime Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointmentโ€”Netflix, MAPPA, and the Usual Suspects ATLUS/SEGA

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! ๐ŸŽ‰ The SPJA (whoever THEY are) finally dropped the Anime Expo 2025 schedule! Prepare…

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