Cradle of Filth at Mystic Festival, Gdansk, Poland (06/06/2025)
English extreme metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
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Wholesome Direct 2025: Prepare for Maximum Cuteness Overload (and Maybe a Sugar Crash)
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🤪 Another year, another avalanche of “wholesome” games designed to lull you into a…
ACCEPT’s Geriatric Romp Through Stockholm: A 2025 Saga of Sunscreen and Stage Diving (Maybe)
Fan-filmed video of ACCEPT’s June 3 gig at Gröna Lund in Stockholm is here! If you’re desperate enough to watch…
Cradle of Filth at Mystic Festival, Gdansk, Poland (06/06/2025)
English extreme metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
PARADISE LOST Announces New Album ‘Ascension’ (Because ‘Descension’ Was Too Mainstream), Shares ‘Silence Like The Grave’ Single (Prepare to Yawn)
PARADISE LOST, those lovable dinosaurs of British gothic metal (yes, they’re still around!), are dropping their 17th album, “Ascension”, on…
DIRKSCHNEIDER & GERIATRIC CREW Drops Schmaltzy New Single And Eye-Bleeding Video ‘Hellbreaker’
DIRKSCHNEIDER & THE OLD GANG (DATOG), because acronyms are cool 😎, the project featuring former ACCEPT members Udo Dirkschneider (vocals,…
Volbeat Drops New Single ‘Demonic Depression’ – Is This Their Darkest Tune Yet (Or Just Another Tuesday)?
VOLBEAT, those Danish rockabilly dudes who still think it’s 2005, have dropped a music video for “Demonic Depression”. Yes, you…
Lies of P: Overture Trailer Leaked—More Ways to Beat Up Puppets, DLC Might Sneak Out at SGF 2025 (Maybe)
Ah, Summer Game Fest 2025, the glorious dumpster fire 🔥 of hype and disappointment we all pretend to love! And…
Rent Taylor Swift’s Swanky NYC Crib – Hope You Can Afford More Than Just ‘Teardrops on My Guitar’
OMG! 🤩 Wanna throw away $50,000 a month to rent a place where Taylor Swift *used* to breathe? 🏡 This…
Daron Malakian and Scars on Broadway Drop a New Album After a Century, Prepare to be ‘Addicted To The Violence’ or Not, Whatever
Fresh off the heels of SYSTEM OF A DOWN’s triumphant sold-out South American stadium tour (you know, the one where…