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Fit for an Autopsy in Charlotte, NC (13/07/2025)
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Fit for an Autopsy in Charlotte, NC (13/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

Deathcore band from Jersey City, New Jersey!

CRYPTOPSY Drops a Video So Brutal It’ll Make Your Grandma Clutch Her Pearls and Demand More
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CRYPTOPSY Drops a Video So Brutal It’ll Make Your Grandma Clutch Her Pearls and Demand More

Chord F. DiscordMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

So, CRYPTOPSY, those lovable grandpas of guttural growls, are dropping their *ninth* studio album, “An Insatiable Violence,” on June 20…

Marvel’s 1943: Rise of Hydra Gets Pushed Back to 2026, Apparently “Best Possible Experience” Requires Time Travel
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Marvel’s 1943: Rise of Hydra Gets Pushed Back to 2026, Apparently “Best Possible Experience” Requires Time Travel

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

Oh, great, another video game delay! 🙄 Skydance New Media, the folks who brought you… well, nothing much yet, have…

Queens of the Stone Age: ‘Alive In the Catacombs’ – More Like ‘Barely Conscious In a Basement,’ Am I Right
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Queens of the Stone Age: ‘Alive In the Catacombs’ – More Like ‘Barely Conscious In a Basement,’ Am I Right

Chord F. DiscordMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE, those lovable desert weirdos, are finally releasing that Catacombs thing everyone totally forgot about. Prepare…

Ubisoft Toronto Accidentally Unlocks Its Doors, Celebrates 15 Years of… Something
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Ubisoft Toronto Accidentally Unlocks Its Doors, Celebrates 15 Years of… Something

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

Ah, Ubisoft Toronto, bless their hearts. 🙄 They’re opening their doors for Doors Open Toronto to celebrate… wait for it……

Katy Perry *Finally* Acknowledges She Used to Sound Like a Dying Cat
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Katy Perry *Finally* Acknowledges She Used to Sound Like a Dying Cat

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups 🌼, because we’re diving headfirst into the DRAMA 🎭 that is Katy Perry and her sudden…

Prepare to Have Your Wallet Violently Assaulted by Shiny New Things!
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Prepare to Have Your Wallet Violently Assaulted by Shiny New Things!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

Rick Lane, our resident purveyor of vaguely positive opinions, has emerged from his caffeine-fueled slumber to grace us with news…

Dave Mustaine: Actually a Fluffy Bunny? Chris Adler Spills the Tea
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Dave Mustaine: Actually a Fluffy Bunny? Chris Adler Spills the Tea

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

So, apparently, CHRIS ADLER, the guy who used to hit things for LAMB OF GOD (you know, that band your…

Zombeast in Charlotte, NC (05/07/2025)
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Zombeast in Charlotte, NC (05/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2025

Vain (guys really like copyrights, but don't like to play well) horror punk from Arizona

Comeback or Cry for Attention? Miley’s New Song Has People Asking: “Wait, She’s Still Making Music?”
Tongues, Liam, and Trauma: Miley Cyrus Drops a New Video Nobody Asked For
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Comeback or Cry for Attention? Miley’s New Song Has People Asking: “Wait, She’s Still Making Music?”

FinnMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

Remember when Miley Cyrus licking a hammer could cause a nationwide meltdown? Yeah, simpler times. Now at 32, the former…

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