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Zombeast in Charlotte, NC (05/07/2025)
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Zombeast in Charlotte, NC (05/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2025

Vain (guys really like copyrights, but don't like to play well) horror punk from Arizona

Comeback or Cry for Attention? Miley’s New Song Has People Asking: “Wait, She’s Still Making Music?”
Tongues, Liam, and Trauma: Miley Cyrus Drops a New Video Nobody Asked For
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Comeback or Cry for Attention? Miley’s New Song Has People Asking: “Wait, She’s Still Making Music?”

FinnMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

Remember when Miley Cyrus licking a hammer could cause a nationwide meltdown? Yeah, simpler times. Now at 32, the former…

“Shadow Force”: More like “Shadow Farts,” am I right? 💨🎬😂
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“Shadow Force”: More like “Shadow Farts,” am I right? 💨🎬😂

FinnMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

So, “Shadow Force” got a 6.5/10? 🤔 That’s like getting a participation trophy in the Olympics. But hey, at least…

Oh great, more celebrities desperately trying to stay relevant at Game Con Canada 2025 🙄🎮💸
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Oh great, more celebrities desperately trying to stay relevant at Game Con Canada 2025 🙄🎮💸

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

Alright, gamers, hold onto your Mountain Dew-soaked hats because Game Con Canada is BACK! 🎉 And guess what? They’ve managed…

Prepare your eardrums for a geriatric rock-off as FOREIGNER, propped up by the ancient relic LOU GRAMM, creaks through Santiago, Chile in Spring 2025! 👴🎸🇨🇱🤣
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Prepare your eardrums for a geriatric rock-off as FOREIGNER, propped up by the ancient relic LOU GRAMM, creaks through Santiago, Chile in Spring 2025! 👴🎸🇨🇱🤣

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

HOLY GUACAMOLE! 🥑 Fan-filmed video surfaces of FOREIGNER’s May 7th concert in Chile, and let’s just say it’s a masterclass…

Dangerous stage diving at The Acacia Strain in Greensboro, NC (06/05/2025)
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Dangerous stage diving at The Acacia Strain in Greensboro, NC (06/05/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 8, 2025

Deathcore from Springfield, Massachusetts!

TURNSTILE Announces a 14-Song Visual Album So Groundbreaking, It’ll Premiere at TRIBECA in 2025, Because Apparently, We Haven’t Suffered Enough Already 🤪🎬🎶
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TURNSTILE Announces a 14-Song Visual Album So Groundbreaking, It’ll Premiere at TRIBECA in 2025, Because Apparently, We Haven’t Suffered Enough Already 🤪🎬🎶

Chord F. DiscordMay 8, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 Your favorite band, TURNSTILE (you KNOW, the ones your little brother won’t stop playing?), just announced “Turnstile: Never…

Calabrese in Charlotte, NC (05/07/2025)
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Calabrese in Charlotte, NC (05/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2025

American rock from Phoenix, Arizona!

Metallica generously gifts us another ‘Creeping Death’ video from Syracuse, because, you know, we haven’t seen that enough already 🙄🤘
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Metallica generously gifts us another ‘Creeping Death’ video from Syracuse, because, you know, we haven’t seen that enough already 🙄🤘

Chord F. DiscordMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did you HEAR?! Someone actually FILMED Metallica playing “Creeping Death” in Syracuse! 🙄 I mean, who cares, right?…

3 Doors Down Dude Says “Bring It On, Cancer!” Like It’s a Free Guitar Solo 🤘🎸💀
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3 Doors Down Dude Says “Bring It On, Cancer!” Like It’s a Free Guitar Solo 🤘🎸💀

Chord F. DiscordMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

Brad Arnold from 3 DOORS DOWN has stage 4 kidney cancer! 😱 Guess “The Better Life” wasn’t all that better,…

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