Marvel’s 1943: Rise of Hydra Gets Pushed Back to 2026, Apparently “Best Possible Experience” Requires Time Travel
Oh, great, another video game delay! 🙄 Skydance New Media, the folks who brought you… well, nothing much yet, have…
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Queens of the Stone Age: ‘Alive In the Catacombs’ – More Like ‘Barely Conscious In a Basement,’ Am I Right
QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE, those lovable desert weirdos, are finally releasing that Catacombs thing everyone totally forgot about. Prepare…
Ubisoft Toronto Accidentally Unlocks Its Doors, Celebrates 15 Years of… Something
Ah, Ubisoft Toronto, bless their hearts. 🙄 They’re opening their doors for Doors Open Toronto to celebrate… wait for it……
Katy Perry *Finally* Acknowledges She Used to Sound Like a Dying Cat
Alright, buckle up, buttercups 🌼, because we’re diving headfirst into the DRAMA 🎭 that is Katy Perry and her sudden…
Prepare to Have Your Wallet Violently Assaulted by Shiny New Things!
Rick Lane, our resident purveyor of vaguely positive opinions, has emerged from his caffeine-fueled slumber to grace us with news…
Dave Mustaine: Actually a Fluffy Bunny? Chris Adler Spills the Tea
So, apparently, CHRIS ADLER, the guy who used to hit things for LAMB OF GOD (you know, that band your…
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Comeback or Cry for Attention? Miley’s New Song Has People Asking: “Wait, She’s Still Making Music?”
Remember when Miley Cyrus licking a hammer could cause a nationwide meltdown? Yeah, simpler times. Now at 32, the former…
“Shadow Force”: More like “Shadow Farts,” am I right? 💨🎬😂
So, “Shadow Force” got a 6.5/10? 🤔 That’s like getting a participation trophy in the Olympics. But hey, at least…
Oh great, more celebrities desperately trying to stay relevant at Game Con Canada 2025 🙄🎮💸
Alright, gamers, hold onto your Mountain Dew-soaked hats because Game Con Canada is BACK! 🎉 And guess what? They’ve managed…