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Oh Noes! More Time to Panic About Those Comic Book Thingies Being Late!
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Oh Noes! More Time to Panic About Those Comic Book Thingies Being Late!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 24, 2025May 24, 2025

Oh, the humanity! Or, you know, the Marvel Cinematic Universe-ity. Those “epic” Avengers movies, Doomsday and Secret Wars, have been…

MTG: Final Fantasy Crossover – Homebases? More Like Home-BASED-ic
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MTG: Final Fantasy Crossover – Homebases? More Like Home-BASED-ic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 23, 2025May 23, 2025

Oh boy, another crossover event! As if we didn’t have enough excuses to drain our bank accounts already. This time…

Shape of Despair at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025
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Shape of Despair at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2025

Atmospheric/Funeral Doom Metal from Helsinki, Uusimaa!

Mournful Congregation at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025
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Mournful Congregation at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2025

Funeral Doom Metal from Adelaide, South Australia!

Witchcraft at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)
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Witchcraft at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2025

Swedish Doom Metal!

Dusk at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)
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Dusk at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2025

Doom/Death Metal from Green Bay, Wisconsin!

Big Wreck Still Exists, Apparently, Releases Song Called ‘Believer’ (Whatever)
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Big Wreck Still Exists, Apparently, Releases Song Called ‘Believer’ (Whatever)

Chord F. DiscordMay 23, 2025May 23, 2025

**Oh. My. Gawd. 🙄 It’s 2025 and apparently BIG WRECK is still a thing? Like, seriously? Did anyone actually ask…

Zenless Zone Zero 2.0: Prepare for More Clouds (and Maybe Some Dawn, Eventually) June 6th
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Zenless Zone Zero 2.0: Prepare for More Clouds (and Maybe Some Dawn, Eventually) June 6th

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 23, 2025May 23, 2025

**OMG! 😱 *Zenless Zone Zero* is turning ONE! 🥳 Can you believe it? Another year of HoYoverse raking in the…

EA Desperately Tries to Resurrect Another Corpse: Battlefront 2 Devs Beg for Second Chance at Ruining Star Wars
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EA Desperately Tries to Resurrect Another Corpse: Battlefront 2 Devs Beg for Second Chance at Ruining Star Wars

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 23, 2025May 23, 2025

Okay, so apparently some dude who used to push pixels for Star Wars Battlefront 2 wants to “get the band…

OH GREAT ANOTHER ELDEN RING ADAPTATION, BECAUSE WE NEEDED MORE PAIN
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OH GREAT ANOTHER ELDEN RING ADAPTATION, BECAUSE WE NEEDED MORE PAIN

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 23, 2025May 24, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 The geniuses at A24, the studio that brought you such cinematic masterpieces as… uh… *checks notes*……

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