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Chuck B. BallsyDecember 8, 2025

German heavy metal from from Solingen Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Accept in Charles Town, West Virginia (12/06/2025)
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Accept in Charles Town, West Virginia (12/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 8, 2025

German heavy metal from from Solingen Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

SOL Shogunate Unveiled At The PC Gaming Show: Prepare To Be Mildly Interested
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SOL Shogunate Unveiled At The PC Gaming Show: Prepare To Be Mildly Interested

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 7, 2025December 7, 2025

Breaking News: Some Random Studio Thinks They Can Make a Samurai Game in Space 😂. Chaos Manufacturing (never heard of…

Netflix to Buy Warner Bros. for Pocket Lint and a Used Tissue
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Netflix to Buy Warner Bros. for Pocket Lint and a Used Tissue

FinnDecember 7, 2025December 7, 2025

🤡 Hold on to your hats, folks, because the clown show has officially arrived! Netflix, in a move so shocking…

Singing and Sipping: The Brunch Party You Never Knew You Needed
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Singing and Sipping: The Brunch Party You Never Knew You Needed

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 7, 2025

Attention brunch enthusiasts and R&B aficionados! 🎶 Prepare your taste buds and your dance moves for the ultimate culinary and…

Pg. 99 in NYC, New York (12/06/2025)
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Pg. 99 in NYC, New York (12/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 7, 2025

Another HAMAS lovers from Sterling, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Kylesa in NYC, New York (12/06/2025)
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Kylesa in NYC, New York (12/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 7, 2025

Progressive/Psychedelic Sludge Metal from Savannah, Georgia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Dave Mustaine Blames Ex-Megadeth Dude’s Bad Manners For Reunion Fail, World Ends
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Dave Mustaine Blames Ex-Megadeth Dude’s Bad Manners For Reunion Fail, World Ends

Chord F. DiscordDecember 6, 2025December 6, 2025

So, Dave Mustaine, bless his cotton socks, is pondering the END of MEGADETH 🙄. Yes, you heard it right, folks!…

“Bureaucrats Get Tipsy on Taxpayer Dime in ‘Official’ Happy Hour Sponsored by Robots Who Probably Do Their Jobs Better”
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“Bureaucrats Get Tipsy on Taxpayer Dime in ‘Official’ Happy Hour Sponsored by Robots Who Probably Do Their Jobs Better”

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 6, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: DHS Hosts Virtual Happy Hour Because Even Spies Need a Drink 🍸 Brought to you by OrangeSlices AI…

LIONS AT THE GATE (LOL!) Drops New Single ‘Burn The Candle’ (Cuz They’re Totally Lit, Am I Right?) Feat. Ex-ILL NIÑO & MACHINE HEAD Guys (Who???)
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LIONS AT THE GATE (LOL!) Drops New Single ‘Burn The Candle’ (Cuz They’re Totally Lit, Am I Right?) Feat. Ex-ILL NIÑO & MACHINE HEAD Guys (Who???)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 5, 2025December 5, 2025

LIONS AT THE GATE, the supergroup 🙄 featuring ex-ILL NIÑO rejects Cristian Machado (still screaming into the void), Ahrue “Luster”…

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