U.S. Economy Refuses to Die, World Annoyed
Oh, the economy is such a disaster, isn’t it? According to CNN, those socialist commies are whining that people “hate…
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Wolfgang Van Halen States the Obvious: Music Biz Not For Quitters, Duh
So, Wolfgang Van Halen, bless his heart ❤️, graced 98 Rock 📻 with his presence, rambling about the horrors 😱…
Silicon Valley Geriatrics Learn to Use SkyNet
Oh, great, another bleeding-heart story from CNN about some woke wunderkind! Jacob Shaul, this little genius, is teaching seniors about…
MagicCon Atlanta 2025: Prepare Your Wallets for More MTG X Final Fantasy Crossover Nonsense!
Wow, another MagicCon Atlanta in 2025? 😴 And they’re still milking that MTG X Final Fantasy cow? Seriously, Wizards of…
The Acacia Strain Drops New Music Video For ‘Swamp Mentality’ (Prepare for the Breakdown of Your Sanity)
THE ACACIA STRAIN – Vincent Bennett (still screaming into a mic after all these years); Devin Shidaker (probably shredding, maybe);…
Mötley Crüe Throws a Party for 40 Years of ‘Theatre of Pain’ (Because Apparently, We Haven’t Suffered Enough)
MÖTLEY CRÜE, those geriatrics who somehow haven’t kicked the bucket yet, 👴🏻👵🏻 announced today a “special” 40th-anniversary limited-edition deluxe box…
Dying Fetus in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2025)
Death metal from Greater Upper Marlboro, Maryland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Gates to Hell in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2025)
Death metal from Louisville, Kentucky Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Mugshot in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2025)
Metalcore from San Jose, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Brace Yourselves, Emo Babies: Linkin Park Lullabies Are Coming to Gently Rock You Into an Existential Crisis This Friday; Prepare for Animated ‘In The End’ Video That’s More Depressing Than Your Naptime
Well, well, well, what have we here? 🤪 On September 26, prepare yourselves for the auditory equivalent of decaf coffee:…