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Jackal Today in 2025: 100 Gigs, 5 Fests, Dozens of Bands & Tons of Booze!
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Jackal Today in 2025: 100 Gigs, 5 Fests, Dozens of Bands & Tons of Booze!

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 29, 2025

What a year! We have been filming this shit for you all across the US and Europe, and it was…

Protocols in Practice: How to Stop Arguing About JSON vs XML and Start Pretending We All Agree
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Protocols in Practice: How to Stop Arguing About JSON vs XML and Start Pretending We All Agree

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 29, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Water Industry Discovers the Existence of ‘Protocols’—One-Hour Crash Course to Fix Decades of Chaos 🚨 📅 When: One…

Ape Vermin in Charlotte, NC (12/28/2025)
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Ape Vermin in Charlotte, NC (12/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 29, 2025

Sludge/Doom Metal from Valdese, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Aterra in Charlotte, NC (12/28/2025)
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Aterra in Charlotte, NC (12/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 29, 2025

Black Metal from Icard, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

And I Become Death in Charlotte, NC (12/28/2025)
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And I Become Death in Charlotte, NC (12/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 29, 2025

Atmospheric post metal from NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Producer Behind Zohran Mamdani’s Viral Videos Explains to CNN How Democrats Can Copy His Magic (Spoiler: They’re Still Clueless)
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Producer Behind Zohran Mamdani’s Viral Videos Explains to CNN How Democrats Can Copy His Magic (Spoiler: They’re Still Clueless)

Big ElephantDecember 28, 2025December 28, 2025

Oh, Look Who’s the Digital Wizard Now? Debbie Saslaw Says the ‘Socialist Squad’ Has a Secret Tech Weapon for 2026…

How To Use Monarch: Because Apparently We Still Need A Manual For Basic Butterfly Behavior
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How To Use Monarch: Because Apparently We Still Need A Manual For Basic Butterfly Behavior

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 27, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Desperate TFD Employees Host FREE Monarch Workshop Because They Need Validation (and Referral Commissions) 🚨 📅 **Date:** December…

Watch: ALICE COOPER Plays With Orchestra Like It’s Not a Heavy Metal Funeral
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Watch: ALICE COOPER Plays With Orchestra Like It’s Not a Heavy Metal Funeral

Chord F. DiscordDecember 26, 2025December 26, 2025

When Alice Cooper Met the Symphony Orchestra, and the Classical World Never Saw It Coming 😱🎻 In a turn of…

Typical day in the life of a metal reporter
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Typical day in the life of a metal reporter

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 23, 2025

Expectation: VIP passes and fancy backstage interviews. Reality: This! Tell me your wildest concert story in the comments! Chuck B.…

How to Stop Watching Cat Videos and Actually Do Something Useful (Maybe)
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How to Stop Watching Cat Videos and Actually Do Something Useful (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 21, 2025

🔥 BREAKING: Procrastinators Unite… Tomorrow! (Or Maybe Next Week) 🔥 Join our *totally not last-minute* webinar: “Stop Delaying Your Life…

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