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Watch: ALICE COOPER Plays With Orchestra Like It’s Not a Heavy Metal Funeral
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Watch: ALICE COOPER Plays With Orchestra Like It’s Not a Heavy Metal Funeral

Chord F. DiscordDecember 26, 2025December 26, 2025

When Alice Cooper Met the Symphony Orchestra, and the Classical World Never Saw It Coming 😱🎻 In a turn of…

Typical day in the life of a metal reporter
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Typical day in the life of a metal reporter

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 23, 2025

Expectation: VIP passes and fancy backstage interviews. Reality: This! Tell me your wildest concert story in the comments! Chuck B.…

How to Stop Watching Cat Videos and Actually Do Something Useful (Maybe)
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How to Stop Watching Cat Videos and Actually Do Something Useful (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 21, 2025

🔥 BREAKING: Procrastinators Unite… Tomorrow! (Or Maybe Next Week) 🔥 Join our *totally not last-minute* webinar: “Stop Delaying Your Life…

COHEED AND CAMBRIA Drops Festive Propaganda Cartoon Because Nothing Says Christmas Like a Political Agenda
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COHEED AND CAMBRIA Drops Festive Propaganda Cartoon Because Nothing Says Christmas Like a Political Agenda

Chord F. DiscordDecember 20, 2025December 20, 2025

Breaking News: Coheed and Cambria Drop Festive Banger About ICE Kidnapping Children for Christmas — Because Nothing Says ‘Holiday Cheer’…

Blood Feast in Charlotte, NC (12/19/2025)
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Blood Feast in Charlotte, NC (12/19/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 20, 2025

Thrash Metal from Bayonne, New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Corrupted Saint in Charlotte, NC (12/19/2025)
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Corrupted Saint in Charlotte, NC (12/19/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 20, 2025

Death/Thrash Metal from Jacksonville, Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Nemesis in Charlotte, NC (12/19/2025)
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Nemesis in Charlotte, NC (12/19/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 20, 2025

3 piece thrash metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Deceptor in Charlotte, NC (12/19/2025)
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Deceptor in Charlotte, NC (12/19/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 20, 2025

Thrash Metal from Raleigh, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Most Anticipated Games of 2026 (Hopefully They Won’t Release Them in 2027)
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Most Anticipated Games of 2026 (Hopefully They Won’t Release Them in 2027)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

The gaming industry is still breathing, folks! Shocking, right? After a year where we collectively lost our minds over sequels…

GHOST Teams Up With FEEDLA And SERVE ROBOTICS To Haunt Hungry Inglewood With Surprise Snacks
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GHOST Teams Up With FEEDLA And SERVE ROBOTICS To Haunt Hungry Inglewood With Surprise Snacks

Chord F. DiscordDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Ghost’s Skele-Bot Delivers More Than Just Riffs in Inglewood Charity Stunt 🤖🍎 In a move that’s equal parts charitable and…

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