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More Heroes Will Die in Avengers Secret Wars Because Merch Sales Matter
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More Heroes Will Die in Avengers Secret Wars Because Merch Sales Matter

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Kevin Feige has reassured fans that the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) will not be undergoing a full-fledged reboot after the…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Matthew Perry
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Matthew Perry

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

It’s been three years since Matthew Perry’s passing, and now Netflix is releasing a documentary series about his life, because…

Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow
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Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that millions of taxpayer dollars have already been spent…

Trump Stars in Taxpayer Funded Infomercials Because Humility
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Trump Stars in Taxpayer Funded Infomercials Because Humility

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has been personally involved in creating those taxpayer-funded…

🌿 Metal Detox Live | 🤘 Dark Country & Southern Chaos 24/7
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🌿 Metal Detox Live | 🤘 Dark Country & Southern Chaos 24/7

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2026

🐸 WELCOME TO METAL DETOX. Your ears have survived blast beats. Your neck has survived breakdowns. Your brain has survived…

When You Play Five Finger Death Punch at 7 AM 💀
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When You Play Five Finger Death Punch at 7 AM 💀

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2026

Just wanted to play some Five Finger Death Punch. My neighbor had other plans. 💀 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

Remembering Bruno Kramm, Co-Founder of Das Ich
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Remembering Bruno Kramm, Co-Founder of Das Ich

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2026

Bruno Kramm, co-founder and keyboardist of German dark wave and gothic-industrial band Das Ich, died on September 26, 2026, hours…

Dying Oath at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)
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Dying Oath at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2026

Metalcore from Wytheville, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Haymaker NC at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)
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Haymaker NC at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2026

Groove metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

East Viridian at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)
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East Viridian at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2026

Deathcore from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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