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3 Days at a Metal Festival Be Like… πŸ’€
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3 Days at a Metal Festival Be Like… πŸ’€

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 7, 2026

Three days of metal, no sleep, no voice, no legs left. πŸ’€πŸ€˜ At this point, we're basically Frodo and Sam.…

When Security Tries to Kick You Out of the Mosh Pit
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When Security Tries to Kick You Out of the Mosh Pit

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2026

They asked me to leave the pit. They should have asked with respect. πŸ’€ #FunnyAsHell #Metal #Metalhead #MoshPit #TheGodfather #DonCorleone…

Win Madness encore farewell tour edition now on disc because you clearly need it
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Win Madness encore farewell tour edition now on disc because you clearly need it

Chord F. DiscordOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

Because, apparently, the world was missing a deluxe edition of a 40-year-old film about Madness, the British Film Institute has…

When You Get Front Row at a Metal Show 🀘
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When You Get Front Row at a Metal Show 🀘

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2026

Nothing hits quite like getting front row at a metal show. 🀘 #FunnyAsHell #Metal #Metalhead #MetalShow #Funny #Titanic #MovieMeme #Shorts…

Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do Than Watch Lanterns Episode 8
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Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do Than Watch Lanterns Episode 8

FinnOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

The Lanterns season finale has finally arrived, and with it, the thrilling conclusion to the mystery of Hal Jordan’s murder.…

Democrats Scramble To Save Democracy From Trump’s Ego
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Democrats Scramble To Save Democracy From Trump’s Ego

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Ah, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Top Democrats are planning for “doomsday scenarios” in the upcoming…

To Catch a Predator Creates Unlikely Career Opportunities Apparently
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To Catch a Predator Creates Unlikely Career Opportunities Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest on Chris Hansen and his “To Catch a Predator” show,…

Dexter Resurrection Season 2 Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson from Watching the First Season
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Dexter Resurrection Season 2 Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson from Watching the First Season

FinnOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Get ready for the most epic season of Dexter: Resurrection yet! Or, you know, just get ready for some more…

Kylie revives Fever again because nostalgia pays bills
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Kylie revives Fever again because nostalgia pays bills

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Twenty-five years to the day since it was first released, Kylie Minogue announces Fever (XXV Edition), a new edition of…

Remembering Conrad Β«CronosΒ» Lant, Venom Founder and Frontman
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Remembering Conrad Β«CronosΒ» Lant, Venom Founder and Frontman

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 1, 2026

Conrad "Cronos" Lant of black metal pioneers VENOM has died at the age of 63 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

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