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Graham Bonnet Thinks Your Crappy Phone Videos Are Part of His “Bloody Job” Now, Apparently
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Graham Bonnet Thinks Your Crappy Phone Videos Are Part of His “Bloody Job” Now, Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

In a recent, totally unbiased interview with Cooper Talk (because who else would be interested?), the geriatric rock god Graham…

Cradle of Filth at Mystic Festival, Gdansk, Poland (06/06/2025)
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Cradle of Filth at Mystic Festival, Gdansk, Poland (06/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 7, 2025

English extreme metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Cradle of Filth at Mystic Festival, Gdansk, Poland (06/06/2025)
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Cradle of Filth at Mystic Festival, Gdansk, Poland (06/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 7, 2025

English extreme metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

DIRKSCHNEIDER & GERIATRIC CREW Drops Schmaltzy New Single And Eye-Bleeding Video ‘Hellbreaker’
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DIRKSCHNEIDER & GERIATRIC CREW Drops Schmaltzy New Single And Eye-Bleeding Video ‘Hellbreaker’

Chord F. DiscordJune 7, 2025June 6, 2025

DIRKSCHNEIDER & THE OLD GANG (DATOG), because acronyms are cool 😎, the project featuring former ACCEPT members Udo Dirkschneider (vocals,…

In Flames at Mystic Festival, Gdansk, Poland (06/05/2025)
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In Flames at Mystic Festival, Gdansk, Poland (06/05/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 5, 2025

Swedish melodic death metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

As I Lay Dying in Russia! 🇷🇺💀 The Fall of Tim Lambesis Explained 🤡
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As I Lay Dying in Russia! 🇷🇺💀 The Fall of Tim Lambesis Explained 🤡

Chuck B. BallsyJune 5, 2025

Once a metalcore star, now a walking PR disaster, Lambesis is launching a one-man nostalgia tour in Russia (and several…

Metallica in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)
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Metallica in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 5, 2025

America's #1 Heavy Metal from Los Angeles! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

POWERWOLF Howls Again With ‘Wildlive (Live At Olympiahalle)’ – Prepare For More Glorious Cheese
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POWERWOLF Howls Again With ‘Wildlive (Live At Olympiahalle)’ – Prepare For More Glorious Cheese

Chord F. DiscordJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

OH. MY. GOOOODDDDD. 🙄🙄🙄 POWERWOLF, those chart-topping (debatable) German metal titans (again, debatable), are gracing us with their presence (finally)…

Dangerous Animals Director and Star Explain Why This Shark Movie Is Even More Pointless Than the Last One
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Dangerous Animals Director and Star Explain Why This Shark Movie Is Even More Pointless Than the Last One

FinnJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

OMG, ComicBook.com did an EXCLUSIVE interview with Sean Byrne and Hassie Harrison about their cinematic masterpiece, Dangerous Animals! 🙄 Apparently,…

Jerry Cantrell at Mystic Festival, Gdansk, Poland (06/04/2025)
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Jerry Cantrell at Mystic Festival, Gdansk, Poland (06/04/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 4, 2025

Alice in Chains! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

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