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“Love is Blind, Especially When You’re 80: Seniors’ Valentine’s Bash Gets Steamier Than Bingo Night”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 9, 2026

Attention, lovebirds! 💘 The College Park Police Department is serving romance with a side of surveillance at their Annual Valentines…

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BENITO’S “I’M NOT CRYING, IT’S THE HOT SAUCE” SUPER BOWL PARTY @ SAN ANTONIOS LES, NYC

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

San Antonios Super Bowl Benito’s Watch Party 🔥🏈 Come one, come all! Because nothing screams “I’m here for the football”…

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“Super Bowl Watch Party: Where Football Meets Fish Tacos and FOMO at The Shorely”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

🚨🚨🚨 ATTENTION FOOTBALL FANS! 🚨🚨🚨 Who needs actual seats at the game when you can watch on a 20-foot TV…

“Jacksonville’s Big Event: Where You Can Get Drunk on Chocolate, Wine, and Whiskey—All at Once!”
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“Jacksonville’s Big Event: Where You Can Get Drunk on Chocolate, Wine, and Whiskey—All at Once!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Jacksonville’s Chocolate, Wine & Whiskey Festival February 21st, 2026 @ The Glass Factory, 601 Myrtle Ave N, Jacksonville, FL 21+…

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KAPPA ALPHA PSI NUPE BOWL #1: ALLEY MUSIC HOUSE THROWS THE BIGGEST GAME WATCH PARTY (LIKE WE EVEN NEED A REASON)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 7, 2026

THE NUPE BOWL 🏈🏈 🏈 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS 🆚 SEATTLE SEAHAWKS #1 ULTIMATE “BIG GAME WATCH PARTY” IN DALLAS! +…

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WINTERFEST Watch Party 2026: Where Frostbite Meets FOMO

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 7, 2026

WINTERFEST Watch Party 2026 🏈 Touchdown at Winterfest Super Bowl Extravaganza! 🏈 Get ready for the ultimate Super Bowl experience…

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DOM DOLLA – San Jose Street Party or How to Turn a City into a Rave Without Asking Permission

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 6, 2026

SOLD OUT – JOIN THE WAITLIST HERE: https://domdolla.lnk.to/SanJoseWaitlist 🎉 Event Hours 🎉 – Friday 2/6 — Kehlani: Doors at 3…

“Porto Queer Book Club – RIP to Our Favorite Page-Turners”
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“Porto Queer Book Club – RIP to Our Favorite Page-Turners”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 5, 2026

Ah, o Porto Queer Book Club está de volta, e desta vez com mais exclusividade do que um clube VIP…

LITA FORD And DIO DISCIPLES To Ruin 2026 ‘Rock For Ronnie’ Event In Los Angeles
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LITA FORD And DIO DISCIPLES To Ruin 2026 ‘Rock For Ronnie’ Event In Los Angeles

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

Oh look, it’s that time of year again when Los Angeles briefly stops pretending to care about new music and…

GODSMACK & STONE TEMPLE PILOTS Join Forces for 2026 Tour: Because Rock Needs a Lazarus Moment
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GODSMACK & STONE TEMPLE PILOTS Join Forces for 2026 Tour: Because Rock Needs a Lazarus Moment

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

In news that will shock absolutely no one, multi-platinum rock titans GODSMACK have announced their latest attempt to prove that…

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