Because What Movies Really Need Is More Merchandising Tie Ins
In a bold move to distract us from the impending doom of franchise fatigue, a new sweepstakes has emerged, offering…
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Kids Get VIP Deportation Service Courtesy Trump Admin
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A group of attorneys has filed a lawsuit challenging the accelerated…
When the Singer Says “We’re Family” 😂🤘
“We’re all family here!” — VIP package: $300. 💀 Family comes at a premium. #FunnyAsHell #Metal #Metalhead #MetalMeme #MetalBand #VIP…
Aerosmith dusts off geriatric bones for 2 shows at Hollywood Bowl presumably to pay medical bills
Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 Aerosmith is back, and they’re bringing all their friends to the party!…
Trump Offers Exclusive Dinner To Whoever Can Tolerate Him Longest
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest venture, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…
Slipknot to Destroy Remaining Shreds of Your Hearing on 2027 Stadium Tour
I mean, who needs personal space or a social life when you can spend your summer sweating with thousands of…
BLACKIE LAWLESS saves America with patriotic common sense
Oh boy, where do I even start with this? Blackie Lawless, the legendary frontman of W.A.S.P., recently appeared on the…
Gaming’s latest fad: spatial computing goes mainstream slowly
In the immortal words of Doc Brown, “Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.” But it seems like we’re…
WASP dusts off ancient relic Mr Cool for nostalgia desperate fans
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia? 🤯 W.A.S.P. just kicked off their “1984 To Headless” 2026…
Burton C Bell still talking somehow
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exclusive, totally-not-a-concert, spoken-word experience with Burton C. Bell? 🤔 I mean,…