**J.I THE PRINCE OF NY TAKES OVER KULTURE, OR SO HE THINKS**
📅 FEB 22ND | 📍71 RICHMOND ST, PROVIDENCE RI
Doors open at 8PM (early arrival recommended, because who doesn’t love waiting in line?). No entry after 12 (sorry, night owls). 18+ to attend, 21+ to drink (because priorities). Hookah available (because why not?). Music by DJ Juukes & friends (who?). No refunds (obviously). Contact 978-971-6628 or 978-394-9016 for VIP info, performing slots, or birthday packages (because birthdays are lit). Don’t miss out on this *epic* event! 🎉
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
