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To get drunk and stoned at the same time… now that’s the life!
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To get drunk and stoned at the same time… now that’s the life!

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

He adjusts his speed based off his competition. A true professional Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

How do these people pay for all of the food they eat?
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How do these people pay for all of the food they eat?

Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026

She just ate 30 sausages for breakfast. BREAKFAST!!!! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

“Where is the ‘No Hammocks’ sign?!?” 😭
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“Where is the ‘No Hammocks’ sign?!?” 😭

Chuck B. BallsyApril 16, 2026

Somebody please draw him as hammock worm Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

They really should have made a waiting room 😂
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They really should have made a waiting room 😂

Chuck B. BallsyApril 15, 2026

They all look like fish outta water Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

How I’m treating these checkouts!
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How I’m treating these checkouts!

Chuck B. BallsyApril 14, 2026

So that dude just stole soggy pizza Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

I’m honestly surprised Disney hasn’t copyright claimed the baby
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I’m honestly surprised Disney hasn’t copyright claimed the baby

Chuck B. BallsyApril 13, 2026

Why do parents behave as if their children will never grow up—and be left with that monstrous name they gave…

Highly accurate depiction
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Highly accurate depiction

Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

Surprise😂 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…

Some of these people literally have nothing better to do than ruin other people’s day 😭
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Some of these people literally have nothing better to do than ruin other people’s day 😭

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

“You’re taking pictures of my vehicle?” After demanding to know what room he was staying in. What a douche Chuck…

I think I’ve learned how to peel a watermelon😆
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I think I’ve learned how to peel a watermelon😆

Chuck B. BallsyApril 10, 2026

Barbers need to come for tutorials Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

She latched onto him like a nightmare from a zombie movie 😭
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She latched onto him like a nightmare from a zombie movie 😭

Chuck B. BallsyApril 9, 2026

First mistake was not standing your ground bud, now you have to go through insurance to fix the car Chuck…

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