Oil Prices Hit $100 a Barrel Because Iran Decided to Throw a Wild Party
Gas Prices Soar to $3.45 a Gallon as Middle East Turmoil Spikes Oil Over $100 a Barrel In a shocking…
Tag: war
GOP Commentator finds WH videos comparing Iran war to games ‘kind of gross’—because apparently, war isn’t supposed to be *entertaining* or something.
OMG, the libs are freaking out again! This time they’re clutching their pearls over some totally harmless White House videos…
NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO: ‘Prepare For Your Ears To Explode With Joy Or Something’
Well, look who’s back! NONPOINT is gearing up for a new album, and according to Elias Soriano, it’s going to…
TIME reporter bravely admits, “I’m not dead yet,” after Trump casually reminds him that war is *gasp* dangerous
Look Who’s Scared Now: TIME Reporter Cries About War Chats With Trump Oh, look! The liberals are clutching their pearls…
Pentagon’s AI Going Full Skynet in Iran Strikes While Tech Bros Throw Shade Over Military Contracts
Breaking: Trump Unleashes AI-Guided Nukes on Iran — Because Why Not? In a stunning display of American military might, President…
“How Not to Lose Your Cool When Your Teen Acts Like a Total Drama Queen”
**Attention, parents of ADHD chaos machines!** Join our online circus where we’ll teach you how to stop your teen’s emotional…
Dupont Circle Turns Into a Technicolor War Zone for Holi Festival!
**Holi Festival: A Colorful Chaos in Dupont Circle!** 🌈✨ Join the Indian Embassy for a wild celebration of the Holi…
Michael Jr.’s Hilarious How Marriage Works…And Dating Too Tour @ Cordova, TN: Where Love and Laughs Collide!
Oh great, another comedy show promising to “fix” your marriage through laughter. Because nothing says “relationship goals” like paying $50…
They Survived Iraq, Now They’re the Democrats’ Secret Weapon Against Iran’s War — Or at Least Their Loudest Complainers
The Deep State is losing its collective mind as President Trump continues his mission to Make America Great Again. These…
‘Lanterns’ Trailer Teases the First Green Lantern TV Show — Or Just Another Lantern Parade?
Oh great, another superhero show where the heroes barely use their powers and mostly just glare at each other in…