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White House site now features fun immigrant detention simulators
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White House site now features fun immigrant detention simulators

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move from the Trump administration, and folks, I almost spilled my…

Global Bond Market Implodes Because Everything Is Fine Apparently
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Global Bond Market Implodes Because Everything Is Fine Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The rise in bond yields is a global phenomenon, and it’s…

Nihilist Militia in Charlotte, NC (09/02/2026)
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Nihilist Militia in Charlotte, NC (09/02/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 3, 2026

War metal from North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

US Military Wins Award For Most Oil Escorted Without Incident
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US Military Wins Award For Most Oil Escorted Without Incident

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US military just escorted 40 commercial vessels carrying 18 million…

Navy Secretary Nominee Thinks Alpha Males Are Still A Thing Apparently
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Navy Secretary Nominee Thinks Alpha Males Are Still A Thing Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Donald Trump’s latest nomination, and I have to say, it’s a…

BABYMETAL saves world from actual zombies with new Marvel cover
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BABYMETAL saves world from actual zombies with new Marvel cover

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤯 I mean, who wouldn’t want…

America Hates Everything Right Now Apparently Including Lake America
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America Hates Everything Right Now Apparently Including Lake America

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has dropped another bombshell, and this time…

US Trade War Strategy Apparently Just Trolling Canada Now
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US Trade War Strategy Apparently Just Trolling Canada Now

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney is trying to get trade talks…

America Just Sent Iran a Lovely Care Package of Bombs
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America Just Sent Iran a Lovely Care Package of Bombs

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the US-Iran conflict, and let me tell you,…

Zakk Wylde — 13-Minute «War Pigs» Chaos! (In the Crowd + Behind the Head Solo) 🎸🔥
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Zakk Wylde — 13-Minute «War Pigs» Chaos! (In the Crowd + Behind the Head Solo) 🎸🔥

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2026

Pure madness at the Zakk Sabbath show in Asheville! Zakk Wylde turned the iconic «War Pigs» into a 13-minute symphony…

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