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Diplomats Suddenly Remember They Have Families in Middle East
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Diplomats Suddenly Remember They Have Families in Middle East

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

The United States is rushing to move some diplomats and their family members from posts in the Middle East as…

Melania Brokered Peace Deal Because Someone Had To
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Melania Brokered Peace Deal Because Someone Had To

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Melania Trump’s latest endeavor, and I have to say, it’s quite the story.…

Gas Prices Soar Because Who Needs Money Anyway
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Gas Prices Soar Because Who Needs Money Anyway

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest gas prices, folks, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild…

Holiday Travel Gets Even More Expensive Because Of Course It Does
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Holiday Travel Gets Even More Expensive Because Of Course It Does

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the major US airlines have reported a significant…

SOPHIE LLOYD saves Avenged Sevenfold from themselves with Nightmare remake
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SOPHIE LLOYD saves Avenged Sevenfold from themselves with Nightmare remake

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🤯 British guitar sensation Sophie Lloyd just dropped an instrumental guitar…

Virginia Man Gives Iwo Jima Statue Extreme Makeover
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Virginia Man Gives Iwo Jima Statue Extreme Makeover

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man beheaded a statue at the Battle of Iwo Jima…

GOP Tries Sinking Sherrod Brown With Unlikely New BFFs
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GOP Tries Sinking Sherrod Brown With Unlikely New BFFs

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a mysterious group called Enough Promises Ohio that’s been spending a pretty…

Finally Something To Make You Forget Existential Dread Monumental
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Finally Something To Make You Forget Existential Dread Monumental

Chord F. DiscordOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🤯 Ukraine’s IGNEA just dropped their fourth album “Monumental” and it’s…

GOP Voters Anxiously Await Trump’s Next Impulsive International Incident
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GOP Voters Anxiously Await Trump’s Next Impulsive International Incident

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest campaign blitz, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

JD Vance thrilled to explain his super normal politics
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JD Vance thrilled to explain his super normal politics

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about JD Vance’s latest defense of a controversial campaign ad, and I’ve got…

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