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Tag: Warner Bros. Discovery

Paramount kindly lets Warner Bros Discovery finish lunch first
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Paramount kindly lets Warner Bros Discovery finish lunch first

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the media world, and I have to say,…

Paramount Warner Bros Discovery Merger Put On Hold Amid Antitrust Suit
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Paramount Warner Bros Discovery Merger Put On Hold Amid Antitrust Suit

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

A federal judge has issued a temporary restraining order pausing Paramount’s proposed acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery while she considers…

Merger on Hold Because Lawyers Got Paid
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Merger on Hold Because Lawyers Got Paid

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the entertainment industry, folks. A federal judge has granted…

Bonta Doesn’t Think CNN Fix Will Magic Away Lawsuit Troubles Somehow
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Bonta Doesn’t Think CNN Fix Will Magic Away Lawsuit Troubles Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 12-state coalition, led by California Attorney General Rob Bonta, is…

Paramount and WBD duke it out in court again somehow
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Paramount and WBD duke it out in court again somehow

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A coalition of 12 state attorneys general has filed an antitrust…

Paramount’s Warner Bros Deal Hits Roadblock With 12 State Lawsuit Filing
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Paramount’s Warner Bros Deal Hits Roadblock With 12 State Lawsuit Filing

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Attorneys general in 12 states have joined forces to file an antitrust lawsuit in a bid to stop Paramount Skydance’s…

Regulators Poised to Ruin Hollywood’s Merger Party
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Regulators Poised to Ruin Hollywood’s Merger Party

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the entertainment industry, and it’s a doozy. Lawyers…

The Sopranos: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with Your Life Than Watch a Bunch of Old Mafia Guys Whine About Their Feelings in Glorious 4K Ultra HD
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The Sopranos: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with Your Life Than Watch a Bunch of Old Mafia Guys Whine About Their Feelings in Glorious 4K Ultra HD

FinnJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

The most epic news ever! 🤩 Fans of the most iconic TV drama of all time, The Sopranos, can now…

UK intervention in Hollywood merger because why not
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UK intervention in Hollywood merger because why not

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the British government is considering challenging Paramount’s planned takeover…

Warner Bros Is Desperately Trying to Make You Watch Bugs Bunny Again Because Clearly You Weren’t Traumatized Enough by Elmer Fudd’s Singing
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Warner Bros Is Desperately Trying to Make You Watch Bugs Bunny Again Because Clearly You Weren’t Traumatized Enough by Elmer Fudd’s Singing

FinnMay 14, 2026May 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉 Warner Bros. has finally decided to treat the Looney…

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