Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Live
    • Sport News
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • The Orange Oracle
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: weekend

Kreatörernas dröm: pengar från staten så ni slipper plocka burkar på ICA
Live

Kreatörernas dröm: pengar från staten så ni slipper plocka burkar på ICA

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 30, 2025

🚨 ATTENTION, KULTURKAPITALIST! 🚨 Vill du bli en *stor* kulturföretare? Halland bjuder på gratis “utbildning” där du får lära dig…

CISA Teaches You to Duck, Cover, and File a Report While the Gunman Files His Taxes
Live

CISA Teaches You to Duck, Cover, and File a Report While the Gunman Files His Taxes

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 30, 2025

🚨 CISA Hosts “Don’t Get Shot” Webinar: Because Apparently We All Need a PowerPoint on Ducking 🦆 📅 Jan 20,…

ADHD in Women and Girls: Because Apparently We Can’t Just Blame It on Hormones Anymore
Live

ADHD in Women and Girls: Because Apparently We Can’t Just Blame It on Hormones Anymore

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 30, 2025

Attention Deficit Ladies Club: A Hormone-Fueled Circus 🎪💥 Ready to learn why women with ADHD are masters of “I swear…

Fenway All Access – Boston New Year’s Eve 2026: Where the Green Monster Meets the Champagne Fountain
Live

Fenway All Access – Boston New Year’s Eve 2026: Where the Green Monster Meets the Champagne Fountain

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 30, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Boston’s Elite 1% Discovered Secret Nightlife Hack – One Wristband, 10 Bars, Zero Adulting Skills Required! 🎰🍸 1…

Prospect Park Says “Bon Voyage 2025” With Explosive Confetti and Apathetic Pigeons
Live

Prospect Park Says “Bon Voyage 2025” With Explosive Confetti and Apathetic Pigeons

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 30, 2025

🚨 BROOKLYN’S MOST SPECTACULAR NEW YEAR’S EVE FIREWORKS 🎆💥 Brooklyn Borough President Antonio Reynoso, Prospect Park Alliance, Brooklyn Org, and…

I’m Not Trying to Be Difficult with Drew Nieporent, But Can We Talk About the Time He Tried to Serve Me a Salad with a Side of Existential Dread
Live

I’m Not Trying to Be Difficult with Drew Nieporent, But Can We Talk About the Time He Tried to Serve Me a Salad with a Side of Existential Dread

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 29, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Event Moved Because Apparently January 15 Was Too Popular 🚨 Drew Nieporent, aka “the guy who made eating…

BEACH HOUSE NYE IN SANTA MONICA & AFTERBURNER VIP ROOM
Live

BEACH HOUSE NYE IN SANTA MONICA & AFTERBURNER VIP ROOM

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 29, 2025

NYE Santa Monica Block Party – Beach House Festival 🎉 turns 3rd Street Promenade into a chaotic circus of questionable…

CoACTIF : Le programme de préadaptation en cancérologie qui vous apprend à mourir en forme
Live

CoACTIF : Le programme de préadaptation en cancérologie qui vous apprend à mourir en forme

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 29, 2025

🚨 Les médecins montréalais peuvent enfin accumuler des heures de formation continue… en écoutant parler de maladies pendant 60 minutes!…

SHINEDOWN’s BARRY KERCH Promises Their Next Album Will Be Just As Confusing As Ever: Buckle Up For Another Identity Crisis
Breaking, Music News

SHINEDOWN’s BARRY KERCH Promises Their Next Album Will Be Just As Confusing As Ever: Buckle Up For Another Identity Crisis

Chord F. DiscordDecember 29, 2025December 29, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: SHINEDOWN PROMISES NOT TO BORE US WITH ANOTHER CONCEPT ALBUM (WE’RE ALL BERRRRY HAPPY) 🚨 In a stunning…

When the Factory Becomes a Discothèque of Despair and Desperation
Live

When the Factory Becomes a Discothèque of Despair and Desperation

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 29, 2025

🚨BREAKING: Portland’s Finest Masquerade Ball Returns—Because Nothing Says ‘New Year’ Like Rich People in Feathers Pretending to Be Poor (But…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 100 101 102 … 255 Next

Latest posts

  • Wingtip of legendary ace’s plane returns after 78 year delay
  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Eric Schmitt shines as President Donald J Trump’s new star
  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 8, 2026
  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 8 2026
  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 8 2026

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
August 2026
S M T W T F S
 1
2345678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
3031  
« Jul    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.