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Kosmos, Karma, und Pfad zum Nirwana weil ich eh nichts Besseres zu tun habe als mich mit Abhidharma zu beschΓ€ftigen

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

πŸ™ Get ready for some Buddhist fun! 🀣 26. bis 28. Mai 2026 | 18-20 Uhr | online πŸ“š πŸ‘…

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Future Founders Day Where Tech Billionaires Will Solve World Hunger with An App

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

πŸ’₯ Become an Impact Hub Founder πŸ€‘! Join us on May 12th πŸ“… 🀣 and learn how to start an…

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Nap of Your Life with Roby Lakatos Ensemble at Russell Hill Rogers Musical Evenings

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

A breathtaking blend of Gypsy soul, classical precision, and jazz spontaneity 🎡 Raffle: win free swag 🎁! Parking Russell Hill…

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Warripikin Bringing LOLs to Dallas Because Your City Clearly Needed More Comedy

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

Get ready for REAL WARRIPIKIN in Dallas πŸŽ‰ May 10th, 6PM πŸ’β€β™€οΈ, Rosewood Center for Family Arts πŸ“5938 Skillman St,…

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Because Your Mom Definitely Wants to Spend Mother’s Day at the 2nd Annual What’s Tea Day Party Instead of Brunch with You

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

🌸 2ND ANNUAL WHAT’S TEA DAY PARTY: MOTHER’S DAY EDITION 🌸 πŸšͺ Tickets sold out πŸ“… May 10, VU Rooftop,…

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Laurie Gilmore Forced to Celebrate Some Flower Shop Book at a Boring Barnes and Noble in Oakbrook IL

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

Join Barnes & Noble – Oakbrook Center in Oak Brook, IL on May 10, 2026, as we welcome Laurie Gilmore…

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Because You Clearly Forgot to Get Mom a Gift SOCIAL SUNDAYS MOTHERS DAY EDITION

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

πŸŽ‰ Oh joy, Mother’s Day in Orlando! 🀣 Sunday, May 10th πŸ“… Cosmo Lounge Downtown – 69 E Pine St,…

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Because Your Mom Clearly Needs Another Overpriced Brunch at Regatta Grove on Mother’s Day

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

Celebrate Mom at Regatta Grove 🌸 with free rose & tropical drinks! 🍹 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

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Get Ready for the Most Emo Night of the Year at Sanctuary MOTHERWEEN Goth Night Because Your Black Eyeliner Isn’t Going to Apply Itself

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

Sanctuary MOTHERWEEN Goth Night at Myth | 5.10.26 πŸŽƒοΈ πŸ•·οΈπŸ’€ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

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Because Nothing Says I Love You Mom Like a mediocrly made plate of pasta and some awkward dancing

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

Celebrate Mother’s Day in LA with Chef Dance Studio 18! πŸŒΈπŸπŸ’ƒ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

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